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Titus and Sergio’s Variety Hour: Disaster Olympics, Dane Swan and Bananas

Titus and Sergio debrief on the Olympics, discuss Dane Swan’s retirement and discuss Melbourne failing against St Kilda. 2nd September at Yarraville Laughs. Tickets on sale now at http://www.yarravillelaughs.com/gig/titus-oreily 8th September at The Comedy Store. Tickets on sale now at http://comedystore.com.au/index.php?option=com_eventlist&view=details&id=378 

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Wallabies concede ‘rugby not really their thing’

The Australian Rugby Union (ARU) has conceded that rugby is ‘not really the Wallabies thing’ and will look for ‘other exciting opportunities for the brand’. The announcement has been a long time coming and was partly driven by a concern that their existence continued to make New Zealanders feel positive about themselves and their country. “Obviously playing rugby isn’t the …

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The Monday Knee Jerk Reaction: AFL Round Twenty-Two

Footy is a passion, not some cold hearted, spread sheet dominated rational exercise. On a Monday you want irrational reaction. You want emotion to trump reason. What you really want is idiotic hysteria. You’ve come to the right place. West Coast (92) v Hawthorn (67) The battle of wounded knee, with both Nic Naitanui and Jonathan Ceglar going down with …

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Things never heard at the football

In all my years of going to the footy, there are just some things I’ve never heard people say. Here’s a just a few examples: “That’s pretty reasonable for a pie and chips.”  “The Collingwood cheer squad looks a fun place to sit.”  “You’ve only got mid-strength beer? That’s just what I feel like.”  “There’s just too many ATMs at …

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Titus and Sergio’s Variety Hour: Bad cricket, bad injuries and nude arrests

Titus and Sergio discuss Australia’s bad form in Sri Lanka and Rio, some bad injuries and the nude arrest of an IOC bigwig. 2nd September at Yarraville Laughs. Tickets on sale now at http://www.yarravillelaughs.com/gig/titus-oreily 8th September at The Comedy Store. Tickets on sale now at http://comedystore.com.au/index.php?option=com_eventlist&view=details&id=378 

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EXCLUSIVE: Fremantle considering a return to AFL footy next year

The Fremantle Dockers are considering making a surprise return to AFL footy next year, after sitting out the 2016 season. A source close to Fremantle power brokers revealed the club has missed playing competitive football and was looking into the logistics of returning to the sport. While the club has played footy at an amateur level this year, it’s currently …

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North Melbourne confident they can miss top eight

North Melbourne say they are ‘extremely confident’ they can miss the top eight but admit they’re disappointed their destiny is not in their own hands. To miss the top eight, North must lose their final two games against Sydney and Greater Western Sydney while Melbourne must also defeat Carlton and Geelong. North Melbourne chairman James Brayshaw says they’ve set themselves …

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Titus and Sergio’s Variety Hour: Allenby, Bolt and Tigers choking

Titus and Sergio discuss Olympic failure, Bolt and Phelps dominating, Richmond choking and can the Demons make the finals? 2nd September at Yarraville Laughs. Tickets on sale now at http://www.yarravillelaughs.com/gig/titus-oreily 8th September at The Comedy Store. Tickets on sale now at http://comedystore.com.au/index.php?option=com_eventlist&view=details&id=378 

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We must divert more taxpayer dollars to sports

Australia’s failings at the Rio Olympics have served as a wakeup call to all patriotic Australians that we must commit significantly more resources to sport. Our country’s self-worth, our identity, is only defined by our success in sport, everything else we do means less than nothing. Without victory, we are all collectively, worthless. Without victory, we might as well be …

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The Monday Knee Jerk Reaction: AFL Round Twenty One

Footy is a passion, not some cold hearted, spread sheet dominated rational exercise. On a Monday you want irrational reaction. You want emotion to trump reason. What you really want is idiotic hysteria. You’ve come to the right place. Western Bulldogs (95) v Collingwood (92) Neither side deserved to lose this, even though it was great Collingwood did. This was …