Essendon WADA finding is all A-League fans fault

I’m white hot angry right now. The World Anti-Doping Authority (WADA) has banned 34 Essendon players for twelve months and it’s all A-League fans fault.

It’s disgraceful that soccer fans are endangering people with ill-timed marine safety training and now 34 Essendon players have to sit out a whole year.

Soccer is ripping apart our society right in front of our eyes and today is just another example of it trying to destroy out native game like some introduced feral species.

It makes me wonder if Australians are better off immigrating somewhere else.

You know where WADA was formed? Switzerland. Where is soccer’s headquarters? Switzerland.

You don’t need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure this one out. It’s a global conspiracy.

It’s time we called out these domestic soccer terrorists and stopped blaming the AFL.

Enough is enough.

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Comments

  1. Jason Ross

    Or a James Hird anti aging voucher. George Pagotelis

  2. Dan Crowley

    Essendon players to protest by ‘walking out’ of all trainings and games this year

  3. Nic Wishart

    Darren Townsend Brit Colliss Gerard Ati Peter Maxfield Shaun McInnes Liam Berry Joshua Sinclair *claps*

  4. Ranald Urquhart

    Dylan Urquhart after all the dramas the Saints have had with Carlise and now he gets suspended for the season

  5. Robert McLeod

    Release the names of these fans, we must know who is responsible

  6. Matt Roberts

    A League fans. I knew it was them. Even when it was Hird I knew it was them.

  7. Dylan Urquhart

    Pretty incredible! Glad he’s gone the grub. I bet people like Watson though just feel relieved that finally they can move on. Wouldn’t be surprised if he never comes back to be honest.

  8. Ranald Urquhart

    I do feel for Watson. I agree I think he’s done. And he’ll probably lose his Brownlow too

  9. Michael Flaherty

    Stop ripping off Caroline Wilson’s material Titus!!!

  10. Ash Blake

    Wasabi McAuliffe he’s hit and miss… This is a miss

  11. Malcolm Makkinga

    I expect Essendon to be stripped of every finals win since 2004.

  12. Brad Green

    Glen Richardson he’s just shat on you twice in one article

  13. Will_Caldwell10

    Darrelljames74 TitusOReily HAHAHA!!! I actually did RT that.

  14. creativemercury

    DeanRosario & clearly from your recent work on Twitter, you are one of the main recruiters…

  15. creativemercury

    DeanRosario & clearly from your recent work on Twitter, you are one of the main recruiters…

  16. geoff_oday

    TitusOReily what about Carltons 2016 priority picks ? thanks for nothing bombers !

  17. geoff_oday

    TitusOReily what about Carltons 2016 priority picks ? thanks for nothing bombers !

  18. Curtis McDonald

    Adrian Holland Jye Cohen Ben Jennings Leigh McDonald hahahahahaha

  19. Taylor Gillings

    Literally just read this. Taking the P surely

  20. Stej Bosnjak

    We don’t want these foreigners bringing their problems here, they should do back to their own countries

  21. Glen Richardson

    Lol lol what a flog blokes has a deer with no eyes

  22. terry_legg

    TitusOReily but but but Sussan Ley said it was all Labor’s fault ?!!

  23. _Bekstar_

    TitusOReily does this mean Essendon can take their concerns to the new committee that the A-league have to get bans overturned?

  24. Cadbury1407

    TitusOReily when do we get Martin decision – three years – although this is good cover AFL ?

  25. CKM181

    TitusOReily With all this subterfuge Jack Watts gets away scott free. #BlameWatts

  26. Miles Hudson

    Its satire…but clearly a good enough job if you thought it was a serious piece of journalism 😉 however probably some serious sports journos will write this at some point soon!!

  27. Grant Hudson

    I got the satire bit … just why would anyone think of writing it?

  28. sheppo

    Soccer bad. Aussie rules good. Soccer fans bad. Aussie rules fans good. FIFA bad. AFL good. All I have to say about that

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