Jul 06, 2015

Tennis

Tomic drama reminds Australians Davis Cup still exists

13 Comments

Bernard Tomic’s extraordinary outburst against Tennis Australia has reminded Australians that the Davis Cup still exists.

“I remember the Davis Cup, was big when I was a kid,” said Sharon Ames a NSW TrainLink employee.

“Is it really still on? That’s the one with countries right or is that the Hopman Cup? I might watch it if Tomic isn’t playing. Is Kyrgios playing? I don’t really like him either.”

“I do like that Pat Rafter though. Is he playing?”

Tennis Australia officials have confirmed the Davis Cup is still an active competition and dozens of seniors watch it across Australia.

“Huh,” said Jarrod Samuels, an Adelaide based architect when he learned the event still existed.

“I won’t be able to watch cause I’ll probably just won’t but good on them for getting outdoors.”

“I’d tune in if Pat Rafter was playing. Is he?”

Sources have revealed that the quarterfinal is actually on next week at the Marrara Sporting Complex in Darwin, with Australia taking on Kazakhstan.

“Hard to believe it’s fallen off the radar with major showpiece events like that,” said Leo Martinez, a Café owner in Perth.

“Maybe some backpackers from Kazakhstan will be in town and get along.

“Is Pat Rafter still playing? I always liked him.”

COMMENTS

Vaibhav Pandit

Jul 06, 2015

makes sense hey Daniel Brennan, Australia finally has the first half-decent team in 13 odd years to field, and Tomic has to stuff it up.

Sam Bowen

Jul 06, 2015

Travis Stribley

Scott Ferguson

Jul 06, 2015

The definition of a spoilt brat

Liz McIntosh

Jul 06, 2015

By the way is pat rafter playing lol

Peter Crowe

Jul 06, 2015

Who should represent Australia at the next Davis Cup, Rafter and Massur, or Tomic and the other loud mouth brat?

Pete Natar

Jul 06, 2015

Pete Bawhey

Daniel Brennan

Jul 06, 2015

Haha yep Vaibhav Pandit tomic the tomato head

Daniel Conlon

Jul 06, 2015

Billy Billy Shane Hill

Geoff Schaefer

Jul 06, 2015

Doesn't Borat play for Kazakhstan?

ElizabethJMars

Jul 07, 2015

GrogsGamut TitusOReily Does anybody know if Tennis Australia is made up of bigoted legends like #DawnFraser

Cameron Gray

Jul 07, 2015

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DPlunky

Jul 07, 2015

GrogsGamut TitusOReily should have read with more care. Spent too long trying to work out what existing titusoreily meant.

Anthony Butler

Jul 07, 2015

Hamish Crouch this photo sums up why I hate