Feb 04, 2015

Cycling

Lance Armstrong: You’re all a bunch of hypocrites

2 Comments

You know, I’m getting pretty sick and tired of this. What more do you people want? I went on Oprah!

In this Internet age, it seems everyone wants to throw stones, but you’re all living in glass houses.

Who amongst you hasn’t gone out and had a few too many drinks? Not many of you.

And who of you has then made the decision to drive their car? A lot of you I’m betting.

It pretty much goes without saying that almost everyone has then side swiped a bunch of cars. Probably no one got injured. So no harm, no foul.

If you’re being honest, every single one of you would have then got your partner to take the blame.

It’s just what any normal person would do. After all, what’s the point of having a partner?

To say you wouldn’t, would be lying and your dishonesty disgusts me.

While I’m at it, who amongst you can honestly say you’ve never run a systematic doping program at the highest echelons of sport? And then said you’d do it all again if you had the chance?

There are also not many of you who haven’t run smear campaigns against people who threaten to expose you, ruining their careers in the process.

So you can drop those stones and think about offering me an apology.

Truth hurts, doesn’t it?

Lance

COMMENTS

Geoff

Feb 04, 2015

There is a joke in this somewhere about losing a testicle but still being a prick - help me come up with the right words people !?

Reg

Feb 04, 2015

At least any parent that names their child "Lance" knows what they will get!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-23/buddy-franklin-questioned-over-car-smash/5407902

An elite level sports person with too much cash and too much time on their hands.
Could always call your child Eldrick.... that would be ok