SOS . SEND HELP. QUICKLY

Help!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!

Anyone? Please! We need help.

Does anyone know anything about cricket? Coaching cricket? The rules, things like that.

We need someone who knows good players from around the world that we can give citizenship to.

It would also be great if you could teach both of our homegrown players some basic hitting, fielding and bowling skills.

Previous experience would be nice but not essential as we’re pretty desperate.

Must not be English. Preferably not Mickey Arthur either but we’ll see.

You cannot start soon enough.