The Australian Cricket Team has apologised for getting caught cheating at Newlands and vowed to get better at it.
In a packed media conference, Steve Smith said the team had overlooked the 30 broadcast cameras at the ground and the fact yellow tape doesn’t blend in against white uniforms.
“This was obviously our first attempt at cheating,” said Smith winking for some reason, “but we’re committed to it and we will get better.”
Cameron Bancroft, who tampered with the ball, said the incident had delivered some key learnings that would be taken on board.
“Obviously, we couldn’t foresee that our every movement would be filmed and watched by an audience of millions, so we’ll take that on board.
“And while yellow wasn’t the best choice, originally, we were going to go with hot pink, so I think we’re at least on the right path.
“Getting caught is probably our biggest takeaway. Cheating works best when you don’t get caught.”
Smith said that probably the most disappointing thing about their plan was that it didn’t really work.
“The aim of cheating is to make winning easier, so cheating and still getting smashed is kind of amazing.”
“It’s a work in progress though, so we’ll get there.”
When asked if putting more effort into getting better at cricket was a feasible alternative to cheating, Smith blinked for five minutes saying nothing before a media adviser ended the conference.
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COMMENTS
Gareth
Mar 24, 2018
Thanks for the laugh Titus, except it's basically the real story and sadly not satire!
Stu
Mar 24, 2018
Spot on. If you don't laugh you'll just cry.
Moldi
Mar 24, 2018
Brilliant!
Geezer
Mar 24, 2018
Brilliant. Nearly choked on my cornflakes.
Geezer
Mar 24, 2018
Brilliant. Nearly choked on my cornflakes.
Roger
Mar 24, 2018
I have to agree with Gareth. Unfortunately you've turned into a reporter on this one, not a moment of humour in it.
Norm
Mar 24, 2018
I think they should get Lance A to give them a few tips !!
Lance Legstrong
Mar 24, 2018
Why did Smith choose Bancroft? Clearly he’s a novice. That a bad captain’s pick. Cheating requires strategic thinking, preparation and training - sometimes drugs can help too.
Jason
Mar 24, 2018
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
Dael Parry
Mar 24, 2018
The most embarrassing ,humiliating behavior of our cricketers since the under arm bowl from Greg / Trevor Chappell. Australian cricket lovers will take years to recover from this. If ever!!
Colin of Pascoe Vale
Mar 24, 2018
I was waiting for your take on this, and you did not disappoint.
Andy
Mar 24, 2018
Dael- as many others have pointed out. This is actually clearly worse than the underarm incident which was unsporting but not literally cheating.
Monoccular
Mar 25, 2018
Did Smith do the same media training as Denial Andrews: really sorry (that I was caught) but why should I step down??
Anonymous
Mar 25, 2018
Underarm was not cheating at the time it was legal, but not was not moral.
Biggus
Mar 25, 2018
The whole bloody team should be sent home. Maybe that'll make this test a draw!
Glenn
Mar 25, 2018
At least yellow is part of the national kit. White tape would be closer to the symbolism of a white feather.
Robe
Mar 25, 2018
They don't have a home any more as far as I'm concerned.
Boris
Mar 25, 2018
Thanks for the laugh at a time most Australians are feeling embarrassed & furious with the behaviour & arrogance of this team.
Brendan
Mar 25, 2018
Smith has no option other than to step down. Also those involved in the "leadership group" discussion not named need to stand up and also take responsibility. Otherwise not only have we a cheating Australian National team but a team involving cowards.
Glen
Mar 25, 2018
Purge! Rebuild with George Bailey!
Kevin
Mar 25, 2018
Wonder what grit sandpaper it was maybe 120grit
Bloke from the outer
Mar 25, 2018
Maybe they can get Matt Lodge on to the team. Or Warner and Smith could play for the Broncos?
Whatever it takes.
Hendo
Mar 25, 2018
I’m so outraged that I’m considering starting a petition to have “the leadership group” spend a few years in the Manus Island Detention Centre before re-entering Australia.
Dutto
Mar 25, 2018
Send them to work on a South African farm first.
@imchristyrrell
Mar 25, 2018
What would Richie think?
TimR
Mar 25, 2018
It’s the “death of cricket”. They should burn the yellow tape and Smith’s baggy green and put it in a little urn. The next Ashes series will be vs South Africa.
bonzabloke
Mar 26, 2018
I love the leadership and calculating courage of Boof and Smith. Boof obviously was instrumental in this and has let his players take the fall. Smith named "the leadership team " as the instigators. The rationale being they won't sack the whole team, will they? It's a great day to be an Ossie!
Lord Farr-Kernukkel
Mar 26, 2018
This from Jonathan Agnew, BBC
"Ball-tampering has always happened in cricket but it's exceptionally difficult to prove. This time they have someone who has admitted his guilt - he's a captain, the act was premeditated and, worst of all, he has clearly coerced the most inexperienced player in his team to go out and do the dirty work for them, and that's awful.
Australia have very few friends in cricket at the moment. The boorish way in which they've behaved over the years hasn't helped.
The current series between Australia and South Africa has been ill-tempered. There's been bad blood about the way the Australians play the game.
Many in the cricket world will feel a sense of satisfaction today about what they'll see as chickens coming home to roost.
I really think this is an opportunity for the Australian authorities to look very carefully at their game."
P.S. 'Boorish' dictionary definition: "rough and bad-mannered: coarse". Says it all...
Warney
Mar 26, 2018
The Australian Cricket Team is dead to me, this is worse than McGrath/Warne/Haddin bad behaviour, that made it hard to love the team. It has taken me most of my childhood and adult life to get over the underarm bowling with NZ and now this. And to be clear it is the conspiracy that ruins it for me, not the act itself, I know it's a fine line, and everyone gives the ball a nudge, but... I do give props for Steven Smith at least owning it straight up-the others involved can put their own hands up.
They can go and play for Russia as far as I'm concerned.
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Mar 26, 2018
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You very norty ozzie for getting cort. You com to PRNK play krikit we tie you to stumps bowl bouncas at ass until you lern cheat no get cort.
Me no watch krikit no more until you lern send ball like my boom boom rokit with no dirt on side in both direction. I allsoo no like trators who stop cheeters from win orl cost, i boom boom CA HQ you sneak back to kaptan cheets, wen people boo u i send my croud kontrol team to take dem far way to konsendtration kamp for long holiday. You keep be bad boy we both nede each uffer we joine tagetha be too mostest baddest muthas on erf hatted by all but peeple we pay for big smile to clap when we sayd to clap no boo loud or we drop boom boom on grund dey stfu, u be rokit mann doun unda mini kim jong un. We no take shite from fake news, ex plaiers, komentators or pollytituns who nede be lected no balls no bat to be diktator liked mee and yoo. Yoo mee, arrrr no, meee yooo we stuck tagetha we Trump all no place in sport losers only winners who cheet, conspire, throw unda buss to be numba uno.
Kim jong un
Mar 26, 2018
Furyius is for losa, arigance is for gud team winna. KJU no arrigance i boom boom losas with bigga rokit ball cut back buth way no need sandypapa in tin undys. Wee in PRNK gunna hak tv replay cameras show pics of bumpas that woosey afrikans duck hitting pads bottum da stumps. Howzat fer out, Ozzies gunnas be cheat gud no get cort. Steviee me frend we both badest muthas he lern cheet best in oz make oz calm down no gud fer reel woold if too soft, tuffen up like mee rokits.
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Mar 26, 2018
Wat is ledershup grup it be no gud need one leder only lika mee. Ledershup grup is kommittee one that nose kamel was horse designed by ledershup grup. Fcuk da grup thay make Balcoft undys no hide secret weapon. Real leder no stand up he stand otha up boom boom.
Kim jong un
Mar 26, 2018
Orl ozzies gune soft let emotion rule hed. Neede tuffen up oz men cheat orl time like meee won wife 250 mistressas. Derty ball no big deel, wash off in rain ball more damage hittn big into seets. Parrifin wax on pants polish balls makes balls swing out, wat is wurse clene shiny balls swinging oute or dirty rough balls swinging inn. Good batter hitball no matta which way swing. Mandella rot in jail 35 years kertsy affrikans, ozzie pollys no say howzat for first 20 years now oz peeple want hung my frend Steevie for having one derty ball. Oz so pheebal forget 2 sune weee in PRNK neva firgit.!!! He who cast ferst stone get rokit up kyba pass.
Kim jong un
Mar 26, 2018
Gud leder chuzes peasant for fodda. Why put self in front of firin sqod, dumb ozzies always wanna shoot themselves. For hundred years ozzies bitch about breka mirant being shot for killan affrikan farmers in a war now wanta shoot my frend Steevie for having one derty ball playing kriket Go fig.
Kim jong un
Mar 26, 2018
Ho long mee loud post be4 get nuclear ban. Most ozzies like do wrong thinga selves but no forgive other. Mee i just like do wrong dont care bout uthas. Kricket is only a game like me teasing Donald Duck it be just fun. Liten up no wonder werld is going to shite ozzies care more about a derty krikit ball than political korruption. How many ex plaiers, kommentators and the public, kame out and bitched bout wastin billion dolla on a non hole that was lot dertyer than a few specks on a krikit ball, or usin tax paya funds to git lected and a millun trying to justifie the wongful act on legal challenge. Will myfrend Steevie be loud milliun to justify why his ball can get dirty without him being hung.
Perspective peeple. Da would is full of idiots.
Kim jong un
Mar 26, 2018
Frum wat i here da ball gets damiged more if it hits an ozzie in the head at three paces and its relly gud when Bancift uses sugar to sweeten it up.. When PRNK invents robotik krikit balls and AI becomes more popla players wil have 20 min fir tea while robotik balls have 15 minutes plus time on for rough sex so no ozzie has to be crucified by his peeple ever agin for roughing the ball up.
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Wat is ledershup grup it be no gud need one leder only lika mee. Ledershup grup is kommittee one that nose kamel was horse designed by ledershup grup. Fcuk da grup thay make Balcoft undys no hide secret weapon. Real leder no stand up he stand otha up boom boom.
Kim jong un
Mar 26, 2018
If this is reportin ratha than satire you should kome to PRNK and see how rurl reportin and satire is verbatum. This be entirly send up not a bit of reportin.
Kim jong un
Mar 26, 2018
One nuke an se wat tooks longer to recuva, neede to get rurl here.
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Introducing our newly designed super intelligent specially programmed blank ATM cards that can be used at any ATM machines around you in different countries that you find yourself in and withdraw cash, Also these ATM cards can be used to withdraw at the ATM or swipe at stores and POS. We sell this cards to all our customers and interested buyers worldwide please beware of scams selling counterfeit cards ,we sell the original cards with documents to validate our transactions, the card has a maximum daily withdrawal limit of $4,000 and also if you are in need of any other cyber hacking services, we are here for you anytime any day.
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Haily Bradwell Bradwell
Nov 10, 2021
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Financial services BG/SBLC
Nov 11, 2021
GENUINE BANK GUARANTEE (BG) AND STANDBY LETTER OF CREDIT (SBLC) FOR BUY OR LEASE AT THE BEST AVAILABLE RATES
We offer certified and verifiable financial bank instruments via Swift Transmission from a genuine provider capable
of taking up time bound transactions.
FOR LEASING OF BG/SBLC
MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
LEASING FEE = 4%+2%
FOR PURCHASE OF FRESH CUT BG/SBLC
MINIMUM FACE VALUE OF BG/SBLC = EUR/USD 1M
PRICE = 32%+2%
Our BG/SBLC Financing can help you get your project funded,
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I will be glad to share with you our working procedures.
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Boris
Nov 12, 2021
My name is Boris Mitchell! I'm here to testify about Mr harry Blank ATM Cards which can withdraw money from any ATM machines all over the world. I applied for the Blank Card to my greatest surprise I have used it to get 24,000 dollars. You can withdrawal up to $1,200 per day. You can also use it to shop online and attach it to your PayPal account. The card is already been hack, loaded and programmed with fund. If you want to get one for yourself, contact him via his email:: harrybrownn59@ gmail. com
Jason Edward
Nov 18, 2021
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George Jones
Nov 20, 2021
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Jason
Dec 08, 2021
FINANCIAL AGENT LIMITED provides a full financial planning service to both the commercial and domestic markets. At IQ FINANCE PLC we believe that financial planning is about two things: creating wealth and protecting wealth. These two objectives are at the heart of everything we do. And, as a member of FINANCIAL AGENT LIMITED Services, we give you a small-company service but with a large-company set up – the best of both worlds.
You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs as well as in signature project(s) such as Aviation, Agriculture, Petroleum, Telecommunication, construction of Dams, Bridges and any other turnkey project(s) etc. Our terms and Conditions are reasonable.
Leasing Price : 6%+2%
Buying Price: 38%+2%
Contact us for more details on our terms and procedure of transaction.
NAME :Jason Edward
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McCarthy Juan
Dec 13, 2021
TESTIMONY ON HOW I GOT MY LOAN AMOUNT FROM A RELIABLE AND TRUSTED LOAN COMPANY LAST WEEK. Email for immediate response drbenjaminfinance@gmail.com
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Jason
Apr 27, 2022
FINANCIAL AGENT LIMITED provides a full financial planning service to both the commercial and domestic markets. At IQ FINANCE PLC we believe that financial planning is about two things: creating wealth and protecting wealth. These two objectives are at the heart of everything we do. And, as a member of FINANCIAL AGENT LIMITED Services, we give you a small-company service but with a large-company set up – the best of both worlds.
You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs as well as in signature project(s) such as Aviation, Agriculture, Petroleum, Telecommunication, construction of Dams, Bridges and any other turnkey project(s) etc. Our terms and Conditions are reasonable.
Leasing Price : 6%+2%
Buying Price: 38%+2%
Contact us for more details on our terms and procedure of transaction.
NAME :Jason Edward
EMAIL :financialagentltd@gmail.com
SKYPE :financialagentltd@gmail.com