May 12, 2015

AFL

What is a WADA? A handy guide

40 Comments

With WADA appealing the AFL’s Anti-doping tribunal’s decision regarding the 34 Essendon players, it’s time to get to know this loveable international bureaucracy.

Here are the key points you need to know about WADA:

  • WADA stands for World Anti-Doping Agency or ‘Agence mondiale antidopage’ as James Hird calls it
  • Their purpose is to ‘provide opportunities for overseas trips to bureaucrats’ and something about drugs in sport. I think stopping them.
  • They are responsible for the World Anti-Doping Code, which 600 sports organisations have adopted and none have read
  • WADA are a proud partner of the international conspiracy to get James Hird
  • The mascot for WADA is Dopey the Bear
  • Almost everyone at WADA thinks AFL is a version of rugby
  • The AFL have already asked WADA for an interim report
  • WADA wonder if ASADA have ‘rushed things a bit’
  • When Ben McDevitt flew to Montreal to brief WADA, they didn’t know who he was and thought he was there to fix the heating. They noticed he was instead there to complain a lot
  • The main reason for the appeal was that several investigators felt like going on an overseas trip and had never been to Australia
  • WADA’s arch enemy is the World Pro-Doping Authority
  • If you say WADA three times fast, it sounds like a helicopter but people will think you are having a fit
  • WADA’s headquarters is in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, proving again that this whole Essendon saga is a conspiracy with the French behind it
  • The only AFL player they’ve heard of in Montreal HQ is Mike Pyke

COMMENTS

Mace

May 12, 2015

Mike Pyke is Canadian, right? That was the reason for the reference there I suppose. I wonder why no media outlet has ever mentioned before that Mike Pyke is a Canadian and used to play rugby?

Sneha

May 13, 2015

Tnx for the Guide.. :)

Rhombus

May 15, 2015

Didn't the US invade Iraq looking for WADAs?

Brendan Gloyn

May 12, 2015

Providing my weeks highlights one electronic article at a time

Alexander Jon

May 12, 2015

Jamie ElkinsRussell Wallenaffer Liam Buckley Sam Hood

Mitch Newton

May 12, 2015

Ash Walls

Ash Walls

May 12, 2015

Does Dopey the Bear have any relations to Sexual Harrassment Panda?

Broden Tadros

May 12, 2015

Samuel Choudhury

Jane OReilly

May 12, 2015

Amusing as alwaysU0001f44d

Joanne Everett

May 12, 2015

Only 3 WADA offices in the world Sydney has one of the 3. Will it be a Swan Dive?

Gerard Moore Jr.

May 12, 2015

Stephen D'Arcy

Tom Smith

May 12, 2015

Jeff Smith, Frank Smith, Troy Harper, Matt Poynton

Josh Ranger

May 12, 2015

Jeff Ranger

Jesse Frost

May 12, 2015

Anthony Cutajar Nick Kierce

Geoff Schaefer

May 12, 2015

WADA Head Office bases in Montreal. Lucky James had a year of learning French during his gap year...

Jesse Frost

May 12, 2015

Sam Savvidis

Adam Rowe

May 12, 2015

Max Hughes

Dylan Healey

May 12, 2015

Jake Seeberg Bevis the third last point

Marty Schoo

May 12, 2015

Some handy tips for your next 2 years Shane Spriggs.

Paul White

May 12, 2015

WADA WADA WADA...very very funny

Stephen D'Arcy

May 12, 2015

First article about this I've smiled at! Might need a baguette lunch soon to ease the pain.

Stephen D'Arcy

May 12, 2015

Anthony D'Arcy ur boy is amusing

Georgia Taylor

May 13, 2015

Amanda Davidson

Jesse Frost

May 16, 2015

James Birt

Tony TC

Jan 11, 2016

Where there's a will, there's a WADA.

Tony TC

Jan 11, 2016

Where there's a will, there's a WADA.

Tony TC

Jan 11, 2016

Where there's a will, there's a WADA.

James Disruption McLean

Jan 11, 2016

The AFL killed Bowie to distract from the CAS announcement this morning.

James Disruption McLean

Jan 11, 2016

The AFL killed Bowie to distract from the CAS announcement this morning.

James Disruption McLean

Jan 11, 2016

The AFL killed Bowie to distract from the CAS announcement this morning.

Brett Naylor

Jan 11, 2016

And they stuffed that up too. They were supposed to get bieber not bowie

Brett Naylor

Jan 11, 2016

And they stuffed that up too. They were supposed to get bieber not bowie

Brett Naylor

Jan 11, 2016

And they stuffed that up too. They were supposed to get bieber not bowie

Jai Perrett

Jan 11, 2016

Michael Famularo 3rd last dot point U0001f602

Jai Perrett

Jan 11, 2016

Michael Famularo 3rd last dot point U0001f602

Jai Perrett

Jan 11, 2016

Michael Famularo 3rd last dot point U0001f602

Jason Kilday

Jan 12, 2016

Is that a WADA tee shirt one of the players is wearing?

Jason Kilday

Jan 12, 2016

Is that a WADA tee shirt one of the players is wearing?

Jason Kilday

Jan 12, 2016

Is that a WADA tee shirt one of the players is wearing?

Joanne Everett

Jan 13, 2016

A bit of Black Humour indeed!