Aug 21, 2015

AFL

A typical Paul Roos post-game media conference

33 Comments

Reporter: Paul, the Demons were terrible again today. Horrible in fact.

Paul Roos: Weren’t they? Just really bad. One of the worst games I’ve watched. A lot of the players just didn’t show up. I remember at Sydney we always worked really hard to play all four quarters.

Reporter: Does this change your opinion of where the team is at?

Roos: Melbourne’s players need to start thinking about their commitment. Melbourne currently aren’t a very good team. Other teams like the Bulldogs and St Kilda are just further ahead in their development.

Reporter: How’s that? Arguably you’ve had better picks and more time to improve.

Roos: That’s why Melbourne need to just keep coaching them. When I was at Sydney we had the defence in place and then we built on top of that.

Reporter: But other teams are skipping ahead of you and despite small improvements you’ve got a better list than Neeld but the growth is arguably as glacial as it was under him.

Roos: Absolutely. Melbourne as a club needs to have a good hard look at themselves. At Sydney we were always really honest. I won a premiership there.

Reporter: There were several quarters where no Melbourne players had a possession, is that a worry?

Roos: I think that’s just a reflection of where Melbourne is as a club and Melbourne fans just need to accept that. It’s a process Melbourne need to go through.

Reporter: But there were two quarters were several opposition players didn’t have anyone playing on them at all. The opposition’s worst player had three opponents on him for a quarter and still ended up with twenty possessions.

Roos: That was the players’ fault, I sent the message out but they didn’t listen.

Reporter: But isn’t that sort of your job? To make sure things like that don’t happen?

Roos: Look, the tough thing for Melbourne is that the players have already gone on their end-of-season break, mentally that is.

Reporter: To be honest, it looks like they’ve been on that for the past eight years. I guess you’ll refund all the Melbourne members for the last three games then?

Roos: Are you kidding? We’ve got to pay a pretty hefty salary.

COMMENTS

lenphil29

Aug 21, 2015

TitusOReily normally your stuff is funny. This is too close to truth to be funny

Nick Paton

Aug 21, 2015

@moon

JoelCuming

Aug 21, 2015

TitusOReily Pretty poor form, Titus. You had the "we" word in there far too often.

Sam Crock

Aug 21, 2015

Chris O'Bryan Ben Nicholson

billbc19

Aug 21, 2015

TitusOReily some of your best work

billbc19

Aug 21, 2015

TitusOReily love the use of we in relation to sydney but referring to Melbourne in third person. Spot on

Andrew Smith

Aug 21, 2015

Lyle Gibson, Pauly Carlyon

Ross Duckham

Aug 21, 2015

Peter Bishop Tim Leggoe

Steve Probst

Aug 21, 2015

Dean Simpson

Simon Vidovich

Aug 21, 2015

Tim QuartermanBrett Barratt

Kade Hartley

Aug 21, 2015

Dan Wills

Paul Leffler

Aug 21, 2015

Randall Bromwich Todd Bromwich

Chris O'Bryan

Aug 21, 2015

Bit harsh

Matthew Cattuzzo

Aug 21, 2015

Michael Tuohy Nick Calrissian Corso Mark Durdin this is so accurate

Matt Harvey

Aug 21, 2015

Will Rice

Leon Perry

Aug 21, 2015

Very accurate portrayal. To Roos, it's always been 'Melbourne', not 'us'. A con job in the Blight mould at St Kilda, and Malthouse at Carlton. 'I don't really want to coach, but show me the money.'

Matt Morrow

Aug 21, 2015

Juztyn Crane grudge match this weekend

James Donne

Aug 21, 2015

Edward Bryan Hughes Luke Madden so true

Cath Wallace

Aug 21, 2015

Interesting Ben!

James Bu

Aug 21, 2015

Aayat Khanna

Michael Muir

Aug 21, 2015

Bruce

StephenRobert12

Aug 21, 2015

TitusOReily I hate mentioning the past but...

PurpleSookie

Aug 21, 2015

TitusOReily Harsh...

mattpruys

Aug 21, 2015

TitusOReily for a Melbourne 'supporter' you sure like to put our club down. You seem to revel in it. You've lost a fan here #out

KjDraven

Aug 21, 2015

TitusOReily do James Hird next!

googz7

Aug 21, 2015

mattpruys TitusOReily ^^completely missing the point U0001f610

mattpruys

Aug 21, 2015

googz7 TitusOReily I get the point but it's not a good look. Over it I'm afraid. Use to enjoy his writing, not so much anymore #lostme

Hamish Paterson

Aug 21, 2015

Reuben Hume

Lachlan Mooney

Aug 21, 2015

top shelf this is

SteveCox80

Aug 23, 2015

TitusOReily when will Roos walk?

ColMcTweet

Aug 23, 2015

TitusOReily I blame the previous coaches....Barassi, Norm Smith

diamond_Jim18

Aug 23, 2015

TitusOReily hope Roosy talks up the comeback this arvo. Thought we were doing to win it for a while there. #whydoibother

Matt_Donaldson

Aug 24, 2015

TitusOReily gold. All you're missing 'it's about moving to that next level. From being competitive to winning and we aren't there yet'