At Ticketek, we pride ourselves on making as much money as is humanly possible at the expense of the general public.

That’s why, we’re proud to have significantly increased our ‘service fee’ for emailed tickets that you print off for the AFL Finals.

In 2013, it was $5.40 and during the 2014 season it was $2.50, but we thought ‘screw this’ lets really gouge these guys.

So $6.50 it is. It really helps us meet our budget for doing nothing more than usual.

The funny thing is, by emailing tickets to you, we’ve already cut the cost of logistics and delivery.

What’s even better is that we’ve also passed the cost of paper and printing onto you! You’re paying for that and we then hit you with a ‘service fee’.

How good is that? You’re saving us money and we charge you for doing it!

The best thing about this is, what are you going to do about it? Buy tickets elsewhere? You can’t! You’re completely trapped.

Seriously, we’ve got you trapped here and who’s going to help you? The AFL? The stadiums?

Enjoy the footy suckers! Thanks for the free money!