Oct 22, 2015

AFL

St Kilda’s statement on Jake Carlisle

37 Comments

Oh man. What a train wreck.

This is like literally the worst thing that could have happened.

How did Essendon not know this? Wait…do you think they did know?

It could just be a coincidence the story ran the night we traded for him.

Everyone said not to trade with them. We should have known after the Andrew Lovett thing.

And I just remembered we gave up pick 5 for this! Pick 5.

They played us like a damn fiddle.

So. Much. Regret.

I feel sick. Is the room spinning? Is it hot in here?

Maybe if I just lie down for a second.

Please go away now.

COMMENTS

ByrneCammo

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily it''s been confirmed he was snorting peptides...

ChiefBighead

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily still got two hours to on-trade him to Hawthorn for pick 48.

colinlinkeBP

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily "Oh Constanza you screwed me again. First Lovett now ..."

lostlarrikin

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily Golder than gold!

Bonjour_Pippy

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily The least thing Essendon could do is to refer Hird's legal team to St.Kilda

Billious

Oct 22, 2015

St Kildare should have known when Essendon were playing hard ball that they were being set up for a screwing after all if anyone knows what being screwed is all about its  the Saints, they have been screwing themselves for years.

annettegeneva

Oct 22, 2015

BrittA2211 ROC_Captures Milfton U0001f480

Bonjour_Pippy

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily Adds an extra dimension to Goddard's movie, location Vegas. #Blockbuster

clownassasin

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily they took it well

Billious

Oct 22, 2015

I am sick and tired of the same old garbage he's young and young people make mistakes.  Sorry he's old enough to know what $500k a year is and he's been through the ringer the past few years at Essendon if any player from Essendon doesn't realise by now the difference between right and wrong then they are sadly lacking in IQ.  My bet is he doesn't know what IQ is and probably can't spell it either.

Sick of dumb footballers apologising for their stupidity generally always the same after being found out.  He has got one thing going for him though he didn't blame the incident on someone else or a mad cow in NZ enticed him to do it.

If the Saints don't show some backbone it will put them back to the good old sainter days they have worked so hard to overcome.  This goose has to been shown the door and spend his salary on a couple of young kids who have not lost the plot.

25MMCC

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily Surprised they could get the words out.

MacHawk

Oct 22, 2015

ChiefBighead TitusOReily Ha ha....  but I think the Hawks are now pretty satisfied with pick 48 and having made a mess of a couple of old enemies.

Penny Beitzel

Oct 22, 2015

Get Melbourne on the phone and find out what they're doing with Pick 93.

Gerard Marquis

Oct 22, 2015

Shane Robbins gold

Danny Coffin

Oct 22, 2015

That's terrible titus

Geoff Schaefer

Oct 22, 2015

This will be a walk in the park for the Saint's Scandal Unit. They're the best in the business...

Aaron Dalziel

Oct 22, 2015

This is the gift that keeps giving...

Mark Renton

Oct 22, 2015

Was expecting so much more when I read the title of that

Mark Renton

Oct 22, 2015

Poor form Titus

Will Johnstone

Oct 22, 2015

I was expecting a one line statement

Jay Tacey

Oct 22, 2015

Youll have a favourite line in this Max Graham

Simon Mcshane

Oct 22, 2015

I hope St Kilda kept the receipt

Josh Little

Oct 22, 2015

Pick 5 U0001f600

Mark Hodgson

Oct 22, 2015

Captain Nick will put him on the straight and narrow n bring on another flag

Nichole Suhan

Oct 22, 2015

Christopher McConnachy how about this one? :-)

Jason Mzungu

Oct 22, 2015

Essendon fans immediately forget that WADA are still circling

MrStDeano

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily You certainly run the gamut of comedy.

Mathew Rodda

Oct 22, 2015

Maybe he bought the drugs from a school girl or a disgraced former player manager.

JohnMoloney22

Oct 22, 2015

TitusOReily you'd be laughing if it was another club

Matthew Pope

Oct 22, 2015

Not sure if satire, or serious.

George J Darsaklis

Oct 22, 2015

Don't get me started mate lol

Ian Swann

Oct 22, 2015

Maybe when he meets with Reiwoldt they can strip off, compare lower appendages and get Zac Dawson to photograph the moment.

Michael Lawrey

Oct 23, 2015

typical thing that would happen to St Kilda

Gerard Clifford

Oct 23, 2015

And you have the typical St Kilda mindset!

Michael Lawrey

Oct 23, 2015

Hawthorn goes around raping women and all i seem to hear about is Jake doing a line while on holidays. not saying Jake should get away with it im just incredibly annoyed that it came out hours after the contract was signed.

Damon Simpkin

Oct 23, 2015

Poor culture down there at Seaford

Michael Lawrey

Oct 23, 2015

stupid comment seeing as he set foot there for the first time today,