TitusOReily Melbourne: 'Jesse who? If it's working for the Crows, it just might work for us'

TitusOReily "We Are Port Adelaide" is for the people that keep calling us Port Power.

TitusOReily Great work as always

Freo's alternate is sublime

TitusOReily - swans should be "pissing off Collingwood since like forever!"U0001f609

TitusOReily One of the many things I love about the footy season is reading your material. Loved this. Thank you!

The 'we are' and 'be more' is just pure laziness.

‘Standing Firm?’ is this not a reference to the Melanotan II side effects?

Forever Freo is not a sad realisation. Considering the monumental hurdles Freo have had to overcome in it's short history, and the fact AFL stands for Anti Fremantle League, everyone of our 44,000 members are extremely proud to be FOREVER FREO. :p

AlexWard64 TitusOReily its a fun game. #eadytarget

This was gold a few years back Matt Pocock

The Geelong review is 100% true which makes it funnier.

Melbourne should use the hogan slogan. ☺

Ross Pawson Maxum Onya-Tiger Chubb the best thing I've read today

David Lambert Carlton's U0001f44cU0001f3fc

Doggies. Good Jamie Barnes Jacob Smith JC Collie

Great stuff Robert Brody

Some light reading that will make your day Tom Scott

And we ain't going away any time soon Titus U0001f609 #HawthornAlways

Rinse and repeat

Phoebe Elizabeth Richmond U0001f44f

Highway to the dangerfield and who wants the last slice of Pav were personal favorites. Good showing from Titus.

Be st kilda haha wtfU0001f602

Very amusing Ben Zylbersztajn

Mitch Westhead the roos & Eagles alternative ones are pretty spot on

The best Titus yet! Michael Zoumaras Stavro Zacharia Costa Morias Kris Krotiris Adrian Macolino Daniel Kouts

I would rather draw my last breath than "Be More Like Hawthorn"!! lol #bemorebulldog

I would rather draw my last breath than "Be More Like Hawthorn"!! lol #bemorebulldog

Beat me to it!

Hehe gotta be swift

Greg Judy Ross I think you're to blame for this #boundbyblue

That's OK - not everyone can embrace success.

Who wants the last slice of Pav?

Titus doesn't disappoint

Those alternate slogans are great U0001f602U0001f602

Now containing 100% less Dangerfield
Travis John

brilliant! love carlton Craig Hawkes...'Slogan: Bound by Blue
Review: This one is perfect. It captures the trapped feeling a Carlton supporter must have all the time. Like organised religion, supporting Carlton is only something a person would do if they are constrained by family and community ties.'

By Blue tape

Good read Will Long Samuel William

"Trapped by blue"

Just read it. Spot on

That's exactly right Jason - for a life-long Bulldog supporter, it just would feel very strange (but I reckon I could easily become accustomed to it!!)

Secure your final tickets Hahahaha Ben Jenkins

The Richmond one is my favourite, not valid in September. Lol.

Hopefully you'll find out Robyn, what a party that will be.

"still Liam Jones free"

Thank-you Penny, all I will say is they had better jolly well hurry up - I 'aint getting any younger!! lol

Now With More Jimmy Toumpas

Duncan Lyons... Have a read of this when you get the chance U0001f602

Or the alternate for Melbourne hahahahaha

Adrian Palone some of his finest work

I was expecting it tho, titus supports melbourne

Expecting the fact that hogan will be gone next season ?

Yeah, every melbourne supporter is thinking it, plus we wont be able to pay him enough

Tim Cognito read west coasts alternate slogan

Adrian Holland Qual read

Darren McCall Harrison Talarico Josh Cahill read port Adelaides

Or Schulz ... we know nothing?

Wes James Gavin Cori Nelson #StillLiamJonesFree

Love our alternate one U0001f602

Trifona Terrence Kostantakis read the port section lol

Christian Arkell Matthew Adamson haha brilliant!

Matt burgi Harfield

Last tickets to the Hogan show Zac Moon

Haha Samuel Bishop Dave Lloyd Matt Long

Haha Bulldogs, still Liam Jones free!

Toump starting to fire up judging by the weekend, surely a lock in for port bnf this year, Brownlow 2017

Absolutely on the rise

Jono Parker Jacob Crossman Mackinley Mitchell Liam Wright Titus is in good form

Oscar Mason Zach Schloeffel
We should definitely adopt the alternate

Hahaha this is brilliant!!!

Some good chuckles there

Suns of God

Suns of Gary

Meredith....St Kilda?
Paul and Peter...are we really carried by Goldy?

It's actually "How I want to be". And I like it. No claims about winning or anything. Just this is us, take it or leave it

Love goldsteins haha

I love doggies. Still liams jones free
And the saints. Should be hawthorn haha

very good, melb & richmonds were top.

And just as great, Carlton are stuck with him

I thought the saints slogan was 'how i want to be'

Aaron Currie Rhiannon Lewis Hannah Lewis Western Bulldogs alternative is spot on!

Patrick Moller hahahaha

"Still Liam Jones free"

We'd be a little less likely to succeed without him so maybe?

Why don't you value my opinion on the Goldy matter Ajay?

Should be , BEYOND BLUE , depressed team lol

Settle dowm Mr Athena beyond Blue and above

I asked for subject matter expert opinions Mez U0001f609

How are you ! Going Hawkesy ?

So the fact that I watch the same North Melbourne games as you, free from the bias that comes with being a supporter is unimportant? U0001f609

Hot I'll be glad when this summer is over, still running my little gig but might have a new job very soon and you guys all good moving to acres ?

Craig Hawkes all good my friend , not the time to move yet, but yes bit of property nice, stay well mate , go WCE , ?

This is good too Nathan Brown U0001f60a

Robyn Hay You can give us Luke Beveridge back and also Matt Suckling :) lol

One of the many highlights

Brett New Aaron Warner very good read..... I'm still going

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER READ IT!!! Ryan Maxwell Trent Barri Lachlan Cameron Ben Van Zeyl David Wallace Steve Bice

Shannon Hughes Rinse. Repeat

Some of these were such quality

Be more bulldog cause be more like hawthorn would be Awks

Jason Palazzoloread this, some beauties haha

We North supporters do a lot of additional internet research Mez....but yes you are one of us U0001f61bU0001f61bU0001f61b

Matt Johnston the bulldog one U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602

TitusOReily very very funny, thanks

eatay3 You're welcome.

Ajay, I find it hard to believe that Peter and Paul are researching football on the internet but whatever you reckon!

Jeremy Gonis This is the best one in a while

TitusOReily Gold. "Who wants the last slice of Pav?"!

TitusOReily personally love #foreverfreo & yes #thewestisnotunited LOL

TitusOReily brilliant

TitusOReily I'd have thought the Suns would have gone with something like "Just trying to keep Gary fit"

TitusOReily

They're all so true. Hilarious

Very good indeed.
Alistair George
Nathan Attard
Patrick DellAglio
Carla Marturano

Miriam RW haha

Alot of thought went into Port Adelaide's slogan.
I like the Bulldogs alternate slogan

TitusOReily This should be compulsory reading! Set the high bar pretty early in the season, fella. Thanks.

Lost it at 'Trapped by blue'

Ahahahah 'flying high, but now in a good way'

flying high got me haha

Hilarious. Aden Tutton Tony Scott Matt Jones Matt Richter Michael Humphries Andrew Roy Earl Sam Boehm Stuart Maycock

Be more like Hawthorn

Colin Tim... file these in your 'inspiration' folder. My faves are Sydney, and West Coast... Although 'Be more Hawthorn' is great too!

Lol. I've been doing my supercoach. Can tell you that my team will struggle without Goldy! Great player but I think we have sufficient back up. Daw can hold his own in ruck

Hey at least they picked us for the image ;)

This is gold. Brad Emerson Erik Gray

My favourite was "who wants the last slice of Pav?"

It makes fun of all the teams not just the Blues. Loosen up U0001f623

Haha sorry, I only read the Blues one!

Good article talking about the important things Joshua G Anderson

Admittedly it probs is the funniest

TitusOReily love your work. Just fyi wedt coasts slogan was actually #thewestisours which makes it even worse i know

Amanda Price some crackers in here!

i also like Fred's last serve of Pav U0001f602

and GWS: "please notice us, Sydney"

The creepy Suns. U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602

they are weird that bunch, half the team is in the church and the other half are in the pub. The sun is always greener on the other side?

You have to be joking  Daws holding his own without Goldie ,  trouble with Daws he spends more time holding is own on the bench than on the ground.

Titus is still the best in the business when it comes to footy humour.  If only the AFL Commission and executive had the same sense of humour and creativity our great game could do anything.

Hindsight is a cruel mistress, vis a vis the Be More Bulldog joke. And also vis a vis Richmond even having one final to play. Other than that, it held up pretty well!