Tweeting during AFL games has become an essential part of the footy experience. Unfortunately, the communication networks at stadiums can only handle about ten people using them. That may be fine at a Melbourne v Suns game but won't cut it normally.

Any attempt to tweet something, upload a photo or call an ambulance will usually fail.

Luckily, I've prepared some tweets that you can schedule at home before you head to the game.

They’re generic enough to always fit the team playing at any time of the game or season.

I've written them from the point-of-view of a fan of that team to make it even easier. You’re welcome!

Adelaide

Oh, that’s why Carlton let Eddie Betts go.

That running sled has a lot to answer for.

Brisbane

I understand why the players get homesick. Watching this makes me want to go home.

Wow, amazing footage of Leigh Matthews forcing his way into the coaches’ box. So strong.

Carlton

That looks bad. Was that the same ankle Daisy injured last year? Hope he’s OK.

Jarrad Waite just injured himself head butting someone.

Collingwood

Do you think Maxwell will get another game this year?

The guy with the sleeve tattoo is killing it. Oh wait, there’s more than one.

Essendon

This Bomber Thompson guy can actually coach a bit. I know we want Hird to come back but…

Just read in The Age that every player who’s ever played for us is about to be charged.

Ignore previous tweet, Herald Sun saying we’re all clear.

Fremantle

Just fell asleep during the Ross Lyon interview. Did he say anything interesting?

Why are they getting angry with Ryan Crowley?

Geelong

That’s a free! That guy almost took Selwood’s head off!

Steve Johnson could be in trouble for that one. The match review panel will definitely look at it.

Gold Coast

They should think about tagging Gary at some point.

Does anyone remember Karmichael Hunt? Is he back in League?

GWS

Turns out this ‘giving us all the best draft picks for several years’ is starting to pay off.

Can you see me on TV? I’m the person in the ‘crowd’

Hawthorn

We’re just one key forward away from making the Grand Final I reckon.

What’s Dayle Garlett done now?

Melbourne

No! Don’t kick it there! There was no one there! Every single time!

Why has Roos moved Neitz into the midfield? And when did Robbie Flower lose his hair?

North Melbourne

I think this is in the bag. Just one quarter to go.

Enjoyed the two page spread on Majak in the paper this morning. Weird how it just focused on his thighs.

Port Adelaide

I can’t believe so many teams passed on Ken Hinkley. Idiots.

As a Power supporter, I want to say that I, in no way support what Kochie said or did on Sunrise this week.

Richmond

I hate all the bandwagon supporters. Anyway, I like the look of this new kid with the neck tattoos.

Just three more ‘Jake King meets bikie’ stories in the paper and I win a meat tray.

St Kilda

I never thought I’d say this but I miss watching Ross Lyon football.

It was always going to be a tough year with Ahmed Saad out.

Sydney

Wow that’s a very expensive injury. At a nightclub too.

I love going to a Swans game but it’s hard to justify it given the high cost of living in Sydney.

West Coast

What’s the name of our coach again?

I’d forgotten Sharrod Wellingham plays for us.

Western Bulldogs

Our wooden spoon window seems open again.

I am so sick of Sunday twilight games.