Giving you the inside scoop on this round's banners for every AFL game.

Hawthorn v Fremantle

Hawthorn: No Hodge? Problems.

Fremantle: Let’s get even for the Grand Final by winning a game in round three

Western Bulldogs v Richmond

Western Bulldogs: Push harder! The banner will eventually break. Maybe push together.

Richmond: For your own safety, win this one

Adelaide v Sydney

Adelaide: This is worth a go. They’re struggling

Sydney: One of you has $10 million reasons to play well today

Gold Coast v Brisbane

Brisbane: Remember- Parts of Brisbane are watching

Gold Coast: Let’s win the respect of ex-Victorians living in QLD

West Coast v St Kilda

West Coast: Thanks AFL for the early season draw!

St Kilda: Nick Riewoldt came here to win

Collingwood v Geelong

Collingwood: Enjoying the ‘Hip-hop dance troupe’ is mandatory

Geelong: Proudly Dance Troupe free

GWS v Melbourne

Melbourne- C’mon Guys, try

GWS: Remember when people thought we’d play these guys in Grand Finals!

North Melbourne v Port Adelaide

North Melbourne: Don’t worry, at 3.10 on a Sunday and no free-to-air, no one’s watching this.

Port Adelaide: We’re pretending to take these guys seriously

Essendon v Carlton

Essendon: Stay focused even though it’s Carlton

Carlton: Wanted- New Coach, Players