Giving you the inside scoop on this round’s banners for every AFL game.

Richmond v Collingwood

Richmond: The wheels are coming off, almost as quickly as the fans. Fail to beat the Pies and they’ll be a riot in the stands.

Collingwood: Let’s win this so we can really enjoy the meltdown at Carlton!

Carlton v Melbourne

Carlton: Everyone's expendable. Except you Daisy.

Melbourne: Tank but don't look like you're trying to tank. I don't know. Tank casual.

Port Adelaide v Brisbane

Port Adelaide: Celebrating the 2004 Grand Final. Not the 2007 one.

Brisbane: We are not panicking - yet.

Greater Westers Sydney v Western Bulldogs

Greater Western Sydney: Let’s win this, we’ll get draft picks from Melbourne later on anyway.

Western Bulldogs: We've won one! Why not two?

Geelong v West Coast

Geelong: Welcome to our house: Simonds Stadium (formerly Skilled Stadium, Shell Stadium, Baytec Stadium and Kardinia Park)

West Coast: Unfortunately, you can’t play the Bulldogs, Melbourne and St Kilda every week.

Gold Coast v Hawthorn

Gold Coast: You have nothing to lose today but yeah, we’re going to lose.

Hawthorn: Premiers 2014

Sydney v North Melbourne

Sydney: Can you feel the momentum? No? What about now? Now?

North Melbourne: Ballarat is lovely in the winter. As is Hobart.

St Kilda v Adelaide

St Kilda: Kick it to Nick. Repeat.

Adelaide: This could be it for Brenton Sanderson. No pressure guys.

Fremantle v Essendon

Fremantle: Lose this and Ross says he’s leaving.

Essendon: Late Sunday game again? Did we do something to annoy you AFL? Oh. The thing.