Essendon Chairman Paul Little, on behalf of the club’s members and supporters, would like to respond to Caroline Wilson’s comments made on 3AW last night.

Allegation – 1

Paul Little’s hands on style didn’t suit Ray Gunston and that’s why Ray didn’t take the CEO position.

Fact

Wrong.

Allegation – 2

The relationship between Mark Thompson and James Hird is not great.

Fact

Really Wrong.

Allegation – 3

The Essendon Football Club Board was split over Mark Thompson’s appointment.

Fact

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

Allegation – 4

Essendon doesn’t have a close working relationship with the AFL.

Fact

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We love each other.

Everything Caroline Wilson says is wrong. Everything. If you ask her what restaurant you should go to, the answer will be wrong.

If she say’s Breaking Bad is a great show it instantly changes into a bad show.

If she is saying something about the AFL it will be wrong.

If she says something about Essendon, it will be the wrongiest wrong thing ever said in the history of all time. Even in the time of the dinosaurs.

If she says something about James Hird it will be wrong but may have a bit of truth in there somewhere. Who really knows what James knows? Not James.

In conclusion, WRONG! Always Wrong. Everything Wrong.

Regards

Paul Little

El Presidente

Essendon Football Club

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