After losing five of their last six games, Nathan Buckley calls in his players for a heart-to-heart.

Nathan Buckley: Guys, I think you all know why I’ve called you here today.

Travis Cloke: Is it because of where I parked today?

Buckley: No….wait, where did you park?

Heritier Lumumba: Is it about Gaza?

Buckley: No. It’s about our form. We’ve lost focus and do you know whose responsibility it is to get our focus back?

Scott Pendlebury: It’s everyone’s responsibility, Coach.

Buckley: That’s right Scott.

Jamie Elliot: What, even Greg in accounting?

Dane Swan: We’re stuffed then, he once tried to handball me one of those foam footys in the office. It sailed over my head and knocked a fluro light out. It broke all over a work experience kid.

Steele Sidebottom: Geez, was the kid alright?

Swan: I think Eddie had to give him a job to stop the family suing. He’s our CFO now I think.

Brent Macaffer: We can’t rely on this Greg fella then.

Buckley: What are you all talking about? We’re not relying on Greg in accounting to get our season back on track.

Alex Fasolo: So we’re relying on everyone at the club but Greg? Do we need to tell him?

Sidebottom: That could break him. He’s a nice guy despite being pretty uncoordinated.

Buckley: No one is going to tell him. Scott means it’s every player’s responsibility to get us back on track.

Cloke: I’m not sure if that’s more comforting than relying on Greg in accounting.

Elliot: Well, I think if we back ourselves, excluding Greg, we can win the Premiership.

Macaffer: Shut up Jamie, the media can’t hear you in here.

Buckley: This meeting is over.