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The Monday Knee Jerk Reaction: AFL Round Eighteen

Footy is a passion, not some cold hearted, spread sheet dominated rational exercise.

On a Monday, you want irrational reaction. You want emotion to trump reason.

What you really want is idiotic hysteria.

You’ve come to the right place.

St Kilda (57) vs Richmond (111)

The tone was set early in this one when the umpires almost immediately handed Dustin Martin a goal via a free kick. 

There was no incident that triggered the free kick, the umpires are just huge fans of the Brownlow Medallist and wanted to give him some confidence early on.

The first half went on to be more one-sided than Sky News, as the Saints managed just two goals and the Tigers executed one of the slickest training runs you’ll see on prime-time television.

It was nice to see the Saints make an appearance after halftime. Unfortunately, I imagine the vast majority of people would have flicked onto Netflix by then and didn’t notice.

The second half was a bit more competitive, in that the Saints gave it a real go with the heat out of the game and the Richmond players chatted amongst themselves while they waited for the final siren to sound.

At least those that stuck around for the second half got to see Jack Steven boot a ball out of mid-air without grabbing hold of it in the forward pocket and send it straight through the big sticks.

How freakish was it? Well, the degree of difficulty was up there with people not adding an ‘s’ onto the end of Jack Steven.  

In the end, the ease at which the Tigers brushed aside the Saints showed how big the gap is between them.

How bad has the Saints season been? Well, the only positive you can take out of it is they are not Carlton.

Collingwood (130) vs North Melbourne (64)

Like the T-1000 in Terminator 2, Collingwood keep coming no matter how many serious injuries befall them. 

Against the Kangaroos, the Pies just cruised, piling on six goals at the start to take all the heat out of things early.

Collingwood’s Scott Pendlebury found the game so boring he began looking for other challenges, like bouncing the ball off a pigeon, regathering and continuing his run. 

Not many players can bounce a ball off a pigeon and get it back.  

After the game in the media conference, Pendlebury asked if the pigeon was ok.

“It was fine,” said a journalist.

“That’s a shame I was trying to kill it,” responded Pendlebury, his cold expression unchanging, as a prolonged silence descended over the media conference. 

Everyone knew they were in the presence of a man who would as soon kill them as look at them.

Finally, to break the ice, someone asked Nathan Buckley was happy to get a win without the beard, but Buckley just blinked help me in Morse code.

At least, that’s how I like to imagine the media conference went; I didn’t actually see it.

The loss is a big blow to North Melbourne, who after spending the first half of the year proving everyone wrong, seem to have changed tack and are now attempting to prove everyone right.

Sydney (64) vs Gold Coast (88)

No one tipped this result, not even Stuart Dew.

After 11 losses in a row, the Suns entered this looking like a team unlikely to win another game this season.

Instead, all these players no one knows the names of, played their hearts out and got the most unlikely of wins.

That short guy was great, as was the other blond bloke, not to mention the guy of roughly average height with the arms.

The co-captain that isn’t Tom Lynch was also impressive.

So bad was this loss for the Swans, that I believe they will be forced to relocate to Tasmania. 

It was embarrassing. Sydney were up by 29 points after a six-goal opening quarter. 

They then kicked just two more goals for the remaining three quarters. The Suns kicked eleven.

What was most surprising is the lack of interest from the Swans after the first quarter. I’ve seen more intensity from a room of stoned teenagers.

It’s hard to explain what’s wrong with the Swans. 

When they win everyone raves about the young talent they've unearthed, when they lose, it’s because Buddy takes up all the salary cap and they have no supporting talent.

Both those explanations can’t be right. 

Essendon (99) vs Fremantle (70)

This was a long grind, with Fremantle negating a lot of the Bombers dominance with the ball before the pure weight of numbers became too much.

Fremantle play like a boxer who knows they don’t have a knockout blow, so they defend and counter punch. 

It was incredibly frustrating for Essendon who kept trying to finish them off but found themselves thwarted time and time again.

The Bombers were a man down from the second quarter when Shaun McKernan did his hamstring. He signalled to the bench, and then weirdly had to stand there for what seemed to be an eternity as no one came out to him.

Finally, one member of the Bombers’ support staff got out there, but they too had to wait for some time until another joined them to help him off. 

It was a long time. There have been shorter customer service calls to Telstra.

Despite the Dockers’ endeavour, the Bombers can score, and Orazio Fantasia was the difference, with five goals.

Brisbane (88) vs Adelaide (93)

Unfortunately for the Lions, you can’t play Hawthorn every week. 

Against Adelaide, their run of three wins on the trot came to an end, not that they didn’t get very close. 

They trailed in the fourth quarter before launching a comeback, with the Crows down two players due to injury.

The Crows were also without Tex Walker who had been suspended for bumping Geelong’s Zach Tuohy (not hard enough if you ask Melbourne supporters).

It keeps the Crows’ thin finals chances alive, which may be crueller than the Crows pre-season camp.

As for the Lions, their fans can still be very positive about the future. 

It’s their young players driving this, and they have to work out if they can fit Like Hodge back into the side.

Geelong (100) vs Melbourne (98)

Not for the first time, my Saturday night ended in tears. 

To begin, this was a cracker of a game. Any neutral observer would have enjoyed it immensely.

I didn’t of course, ending the night with a hollowness inside me, colder than the void of deep space.

As I drank the rest of the night away, Leonard Cohen constantly playing in the background, tears streaming down my face, I wondered why the Demons can’t have nice things.

Melbourne should have won this, and that’s taking nothing away from the stunning blitz by the Cats midfield in the final quarter and Tom Hawkins destroying Melbourne. 

The Demons once again dominated the inside fifties and shots at goal and still found themselves on the losing end.

Zach Tuohy’s goal after the final siren breaking Melbourne hearts once again. 

You could point to some umpiring decisions relating to the nominated ruck rule or the protected zone as going against Melbourne, but the truth is these were probably called correctly, they are just terrible rules and have hurt every team at some point.

The fact was Melbourne had their destiny in their hands and blew it.

As I awoke on Sunday morning, however, I felt a calmness I don’t normally feel in these situations. Why? I may be that I was still drunk, but I also think that the club and most importantly the team are set up to get better. 

Like the Tigers did last year, I believe, for the first time in living memory, that things will come good. This is either a profound statement or the sign of delusion to protect my shattered psyche. Time will tell.

As for the Cats, they can thank Melbourne for almost single-handedly keeping their finals hopes alive.

Sunday

Carlton (52) vs Hawthorn (124)

A few Hawthorn fans told me before the game that they were a bit worried about this game. 

I said, ‘why have you not watched football in fifteen years?’

It’s a shame when the most fight shown by a Carlton player last week was from Stephen Silvagni, and he finished playing in 2001.

After he defended the club to the hilt on TV, his team then turned in a first half that was bad even by their impossibly low standards.

The Blues didn’t even score in the first quarter, and it was almost a surprise when they did in the second one.

There was a lot of complaining about the lack of tagging by the Blues of Tom Mitchell, who had 46 touches and two goals. My concern Carlton though they were tagging him.

Mitchell cruised around and got the ball like someone feasting on a buffet. He seemed about as stressed too.

It was a near perfect day for the Hawks, a big win and no injuries. The only downside was Daniel Howe punching Patrick Cripps. It was an incredibly stupid act, exacerbated by how unnecessary it was.

There was about as much heat in this game as an Uber Eats meal when the driver had four other stops to make before getting to you.

West Coast (100) vs Western Bulldogs (46)

While the Bulldogs Premiership in 2016 was rightly labeled a miracle, their falling off a cliff ever since is almost as miraculous.

They were not even slightly in this at all, at times doing a passable impression of an AFL team before reverting to their more comfortable ‘half decent VFL team’ style of play.

The Eagles at no stage looked in any real danger, although Shannon Hurn could be in trouble for some of the most aggressive standing still I’ve seen outside of those African gangs that are terrorising Peter Dutton’s imagination.

Hurn’s standing saw Mitch Honeychurch run into him at full pelt and get taken to hospital.

My understanding is that Steve Hocking is already looking at banning standing in games, making laying down or crawling being the only options in the future.

That should be good, starting positions and players laying down in their own zones. 

Can’t wait for someone to be pinged for not crawling out of the protected zone fast enough.

Port Adelaide (58) vs Greater Western Sydney (80)

Those sleeping Giants have awakened!

Sorry, every single article about the Giants has to have that in it somewhere, or you lose your AFL media accreditation.

Wait a second; I don’t have AFL media accreditation. I’ve never applied, and I certainly have never been offered it. 

I imagine the worst bit about AFL media accreditation is you have to sit with members of the AFL media. 

I prefer to be in one of those crowd brawls everyone is so fond of at the moment. 

The Giants do seem to be back, with their much-vaunted midfield living up to the billing.

Despite their problems a few months ago, Greater Western Sydney have kept their hopes of choking in a Preliminary Final alive.

Port Adelaide showed that barely scoring last week was no fluke. 

Without Ryder, Dixon had to play in the ruck, and the Power supporters are discovering that Jack Watts is still Jack Watts.

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Comments

Ian Huitson 23 July 2018

" I wondered why the Demons can’t have nice things."
But Melbourne supporters have Chardonnay, Limousines and Priority Entrance, what else do you want ?

Frosty of Collingwood 23 July 2018

You forgot the cheeseboards.

Papaschmidt 25 July 2018

Land Rovers, mulled wine, ski chalets, polo and daddy's credit card. These are just some of their favourite things.

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Easytiger 23 July 2018

As I watched the morbid inevitability of the Melbourne trainwreck against Geelong unfold (and which brought back happy memories of Richmond's hayday) I was conflicted between feeling your personal pain as a Melbourne supporter and the wealth of material it would offer you for the Monday Knee Jerk. I selfishly went the material. Thanks!

Wendy 23 July 2018

Sydney vs Gold Coast: I turned off the television and rang my son who was at the SCG with his two children to tell him to cover their eyes and hustle them home as quickly as possible. Not sure what potion the Sydney players had drunk but they were not themselves - zombies perhaps?

AngelSwan 23 July 2018

Wendy, I think the Sydney players were a little tired from attending the Ladies Member Luncheon the day before...

Peter ANgelico 23 July 2018

Watching the Cats comeback from the standing room terrace it was fascinating to watch the Melbourne supporters put up more resistance in the last quarter than the Melbourne players although from what I saw they lost that fight as well!

Bloke from the outer 23 July 2018

'It’s hard to explain what’s wrong with the Swans.'

1. Um, they can't win at home.
2. They're not that good
3. They should have kept Mitchell.

Just a guess 23 July 2018

Got Tippett. Realized they’d fucked it with that one. Chucked the bank at Buddy then had no money left to spend on keeping junior talent coming though. Hence The exodus of talent and the train wreck they seem to be heading for.

Ken Olah 24 July 2018

Name the junior talent that has left.

Bloke from the Outer 23 July 2018

'Like the Tigers did last year, I believe, for the first time in living memory, that things will come good. This is either a profound statement or the sign of delusion to protect my shattered psyche. Time will tell.'

That was my reaction too. Any team that can take it up to the cats at the cattery can't be that far off. The Tiges were losing these games only last year and lost to the cats in about round 20. The parallels are there so it will be interesting to see what happens.

Your blokes have to win this week though, or its all over for the year.

Stavros 23 July 2018

Demon's nice things. Range Rovers, ski lodges, cheese platters, houndstooth jackets with elbow patches.

Empathiser 23 July 2018

Not to mention the lovely ladies sitting knitting clad, in twin sets and plaid skirts saying primly, "Go Dees."

Papaschmidt 25 July 2018

Go number 5.

JAMES 23 July 2018

The Swans can't win without McVeigh - witness the first six games last year. Now he's out with a collarbone, I'd be wary of tipping them against anyone except Carlton.

Eagle Eye 23 July 2018

Jerk that knee, Victoria ☺

John Nicholls 23 July 2018

Agreed, whenever McVeigh is out, the Swans struggle. But really, that game was about Rory Thompson shutting down Buddy. I like Rory, see him at the coffee shop sometimes, he's had so much cursed injury luck, keeps stepping back up, might buy him a coffee. Suns v Blues next week. I can't lose.

billy ray 23 July 2018

Aggressive standing indeed by Shannon Hurn. What does he think this is, grand final day and he is lining up for Adelaide?

Baz 23 July 2018

Lol Easter island statues, maybe it was big Tex in disguise

AngelSwan 23 July 2018

While the Bulldogs Premiership in 2016 was rightly labeled a miracle, their falling off a cliff ever since is almost as miraculous

I still maintain that the Bulldogs "Premiership" was instigated by the corrupt people of the AFL

Frosty of Collingwood 23 July 2018

Same reason the Pies haven't been in the eight for so many years - corruption at AFL HQ

Shocked 24 July 2018

It still makes me sick to see the Bulldogs play and I know it wasn't them that stole the flag. With pretty much the same list their current standing shows how they go without umpire assistance.

what? 27 July 2018

current list the same? you must be joking. look at their injury list.

Baz 23 July 2018

Great stuff, one of your best yet

Tres Tragique 23 July 2018

Penders & the pigeon, bwaaaahaaa. Best work yet

WattsTF 23 July 2018

Oh we knew that Jack Watts was still Jack Watts long before this round.

stevo 24 July 2018

Love the Leonard Cohen reference Titus! It's a wonder you didn't top yourself listening to LC when you were already sad! :-)

Shocked 24 July 2018

I'm very surprised that Melbourne supporters got into a fight - shouldn't they have hired someone to teach those uppity Cat people proper manners.

Melancholia 24 July 2018

Were you still drunk when this one was proofread, Titus? You're a Melbourne supporter - discipline your valet!

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My name is Leslie Jovanni and i want to testify of the good work done by a faithful man called DR ZACK BALO a spell caster in my life i never thought there is such thing as spiritual intercession. my problem started since one year ago when the father of my two kids started putting up some strange behavior, i never knew he was having an affair outside our matrimonial home. it dawn on me on that faithful day 7th of June last year at about 4:23pm when he came to the house to pick his things, that was when i knew that situation has gotten out of hand and he then told me he want to quit the marriage which i have built for over 5 years, i was confused and dumbfounded i called on family's and friends but to no avail. six months after i started having problem with my kids welfare, rent-age and all of it, i really went through hell. until a day i was browsing on the internet and i happen to meet DR ZACK BALO website: wiseindividualspell.webnode.com/, i never believed on this but i needed my husband back so i gave the spell caster my problem at first i never trusted him so i was just doing it but you know a problem shared is half solved after 3 days my husband called me telling me that he his coming back home and that was all. now we are living happily as husband and wife, i still can believe it just too real to be real it highly unbelievable on this great joy for those of you that are going through heart broke or any kind of problem i must tell you this great man has the power to solve any problem hear is the great man email address: wiseindividualspell@gmail.com or call him on his phone number +13203967742.

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