Jul 30, 2015

AFL

Mick Malthouse threatens to coach Adelaide

118 Comments

Wednesday saw panic break out amongst AFL fans with Mick Malthouse threatening to coach once again.

The announcement came after Kevin Bartlett suggested Malthouse would be the perfect fit for Adelaide.

"I've got a passion to coach again," said Malthouse in response.

The AFL said if Malthouse did go to the Crows, they would instantly give them seven Friday night games.

Adelaide fans have reacted badly to the news.

"Why is this even being reported?" said Crows member Janice Denning.

"We don’t want to be the next Carlton. Even Carlton don't want to be Carlton.

"Thanks for nothing Kevin."

Malthouse said while it was premature, he believes he could attract big names to Adelaide.

"I'm pretty confident I could get Daisy Thomas to come across to replace Dangerfield if he leaves."

Repeated attempts to get a comment from the Adelaide Football Club were met with hysterical laughter.

COMMENTS

Robtorq

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily I heard Melbourne are keen

lytman1

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily that would give new meaning to the term "Stone the Crows" - we'd literally be lining up to stone them

bourkie101

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily sitruk_ classic!

kendyason

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily NOOOOO!

sitruk_

Jul 30, 2015

bourkie101 TitusOReily I favourited that this morning! Absolute gold

sitruk_

Jul 30, 2015

bourkie101 TitusOReily also heard a rumour that James Hird was in the running for the carlton job.

zobes1

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily I believe KB has also recommended we reintroduce the diamond to replace the centre square#lateral-thinker?#oldman

bgmn5

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily haven't the players suffered enough this season?

AndrewDeakin

Jul 30, 2015

Adelaide should sign Goodes asap to do a war dance outside MM's house.

dylweet

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily and sign dale Thomas on a 2 million a year contract

Aaron Gocs

Jul 30, 2015

theyve suffered enough

Gavin Branford

Jul 30, 2015

Rian Nelson

Adam Stagoll

Jul 30, 2015

Chris Jarvis

Jimmy McCaffrey

Jul 30, 2015

Nick Elliss

Gavin Branford

Jul 30, 2015

Lucky you fella's found a good coach Troy Bennie, or he would be a good fit for Saints????

Andy de Verteuil

Jul 30, 2015

Jayden Peters Dan Roggero

Rory Oldman

Jul 30, 2015

Bloody hell ! What's Adelaide ever done to him ?

Troy Bennie

Jul 30, 2015

Nah wouldn't have him Gavin he's had his time! Coach Richardson going great and we'll touch up that power mob Sunday! Go u sainter.....

Stevo Freer

Jul 30, 2015

Cam Ray

Gavin Branford

Jul 30, 2015

Should be a good game Sunday.
I think we'll get you this time, but.....

Adrian Marasea

Jul 30, 2015

Yuma

Michael Flaherty

Jul 30, 2015

Hopefully it's an idle threat.

Gavin Branford

Jul 30, 2015

Kerry Hann

Yova Novic

Jul 30, 2015

He takes his threats seriously U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602

Troy Bennie

Jul 30, 2015

Rain and 13 degrees on Sunday just what we like! Got my retro VFL guernsey from the club last week,game on Gavin Branford. Me gonna get messy on sunday

Maria Ayles

Jul 30, 2015

Rikki Jameson!!

Tracey Browning

Jul 30, 2015

Paul Aspin

Paul Murphy

Jul 30, 2015

Randall Foxx

Justin Thomas

Jul 30, 2015

Please come back. I miss your press conferences mick.

Randall Foxx

Jul 30, 2015

i'm just reading this!!!!!

Paul Murphy

Jul 30, 2015

http://m.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/mick-malthouse-wants-to-coach-again-not-ruling-out-move-to-adelaide-football-club/story-fni5f4l8-1227460805582

Roi Apostolopoulos

Jul 30, 2015

Its another 1 of ur sick jokes Titus,isn't it ?

Aaron T Williams

Jul 30, 2015

I said the same thing to mate of mine. Surely Mick is past it now

Aiden McDonald

Jul 30, 2015

Dayne Mcdonald

Yvette Walker

Jul 30, 2015

James Eddington

Bradley Cronk

Jul 30, 2015

Nick Donnellan Thomas Fradd

Rhys Boudin

Jul 30, 2015

Bryce Heaton

James King

Jul 30, 2015

Rupert Arter

Shaul Arnold

Jul 30, 2015

Please Mick coach Adelaide.

Nick Donnellan

Jul 30, 2015

This is delicious

Danielle Herlihy

Jul 30, 2015

Alan Herlihy, Theo Nicopoulos

Adam Anticaglia

Jul 30, 2015

Anthony D'Arcy

Sean Stryker

Jul 30, 2015

Mark Murone Ryan Johnston

Ryan Johnston

Jul 30, 2015

Let him coach there I say, he can ruin them as well

Rikki Jameson

Jul 30, 2015

Noooo!

Nathan McGrath

Jul 30, 2015

Please let it happen!
Mick is great and would be a fantastic 2ic if he could allow himself to be, but he'd be a disaster as head coach again.

Damian Holland

Jul 30, 2015

John Holland

Nick Calrissian Corso

Jul 30, 2015

Matthew Cattuzzo Michael Tuohy

Georgina Kate

Jul 30, 2015

Simon Marsigalia

Mark Murone

Jul 30, 2015

Good luck with that. U0001f602

Stephen Mackintosh

Jul 30, 2015

Jane Searle ....

Ross Atkinson

Jul 30, 2015

Nnnnnnoooooooooooo ........

Geoff Schaefer

Jul 30, 2015

And I've got a passion to spend a week on a tropical island with a dozen young women. But it's not going to happen...

Nick Charlesworth

Jul 30, 2015

Penelope Charlesworth Lexio Linguini George Charlesworth

Wal Lehmann

Jul 30, 2015

Perfect Fit U0001f60e

Wilhelm Schack

Jul 30, 2015

Patrick Molan

Jason Murrihy

Jul 30, 2015

Michael Rankin - ha ha Daisy Thomas

Michael Rankin

Jul 30, 2015

I am sure carlton will be happy to trade him for a bag of chips.

Jason Murrihy

Jul 30, 2015

Snack size only - not a big bag

Tim Keys

Jul 30, 2015

Lewis Harman, thoughts?

James Geddes

Jul 30, 2015

Mike: Malthouse + Cheney = Premierships?

James Lenigas

Jul 30, 2015

Jonny Kosmala

Jennifer Timms

Jul 30, 2015

Bert Pauloncello lol threatens

Phoebe Elizabeth

Jul 30, 2015

Chloe Penn

Josh Irish

Jul 30, 2015

Evan Irish

Timothy Alexander Black

Jul 30, 2015

Malthouse to Adelaide & taking Daisy with him! We can only hope Anton Kolliner.

Anton Kolliner

Jul 30, 2015

Will trade him for Betts

Chris Guild

Jul 30, 2015

Matthew Adamson Christian Arkell

Evan Irish

Jul 30, 2015

Hahaha fkn daisy..

Ben Turner

Jul 30, 2015

Marc Ohlmüs

Gavin Branford

Jul 30, 2015

Lol!
Dont worry about 13 degrees Troy, we will bring the heat.
It will be a good game though, either way.
Saints making good progress

Le Chook

Jul 30, 2015

Liam Quinn Adam Joseph

Brendan Cahill

Jul 30, 2015

Sam Skinner Shane Maginness "Even Carlton don't want to be Carlton." Lols, Classic

John Rowe

Jul 30, 2015

I think you're all being cruel.. I really liked what he did to Carlton...

Shane Maginness

Jul 30, 2015

Hahahahahahaha

Patrick Molan

Jul 30, 2015

I don't wish it on anyone Wilhelm.

Roma Martin

Jul 30, 2015

No thank you ,Mick

Brendan McMahon

Jul 30, 2015

Steve Gosden

Gavin Branford

Jul 30, 2015

Chris Sos Mullan
Look out Sos, here he comes!

Marc Tubbsa Taylor

Jul 30, 2015

Good article Kade Taylor

Nick Crawford

Jul 30, 2015

Louis English

Chris Starc

Jul 30, 2015

Darius Efstathiadis

Daniel Cohen

Jul 30, 2015

Do it. That should get Betts back to Carlton.

Jeremy Keysers

Jul 30, 2015

Best headline ever.

Garry Elefsen

Jul 30, 2015

Mick would look good in power colors.

Mat Hede

Jul 30, 2015

Joe Feliciotto

Mike Finos

Jul 30, 2015

Not sure how I feel about this.

Mark Sanders

Jul 30, 2015

Damian Sanders Justin Sanders Phil Sanders

Michael McGeary

Jul 30, 2015

Why? He hasn't successfully completed blues job yet! Still a glimmer of hope.

melemelhain

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily classic!

Jason Dam

Jul 30, 2015

Jesamine Benn

David Heintze

Jul 30, 2015

That would only inflame the current "booing" debate......

Darius Efstathiadis

Jul 30, 2015

He just won't go away

Ryan Libbis

Jul 30, 2015

Paul Schultz

Paul Schultz

Jul 30, 2015

Ha, yeah heard this yesterday Libba, dont reckon hes a chance but you never know.

Yvonne Newman

Jul 30, 2015

Poor Eddie Betts!

Ash Collins

Jul 30, 2015

Francis Valente

Mathew Rochford

Jul 30, 2015

Kerry Ahern

Francis Valente

Jul 30, 2015

They'll be coming round the boundary when they come

Gavin Branford

Jul 30, 2015

Bailey Hann
Are you ready Bailey?

Paul Drenen

Jul 30, 2015

Hopefully he comes back to Carlton

AZelwer

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily hahah "threatens"

muzza54

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily yep daisy would do for Adelaide exactly what he did for carrrrlton. #FA

terrylancashire

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily http://twitter.com/terrylancashire/status/626712852846374912/photo/1

Gary Butler

Jul 30, 2015

Mebbo will love him as coach

NeilRemeeus

Jul 30, 2015

TitusOReily Piggy356 some people just don't seem to know when everyone has had enough of them

Jason Clifford

Jul 30, 2015

Frost! Rory Kennedy

Penny Beitzel

Jul 30, 2015

That's one way to get Eddie Betts back to Carlton.

Billious

Jul 30, 2015

Please let it be just a furphy.  When Malthouse took over at Carlton I switched my allegience  back to Adelaide believing he would destroy the blues.  Now he wants to destroy Adelaide or even worse I might have to go back to supporting Carlton at such a high point in their history.  If there is a God let him please be a crow and message Malthouse that there is no better place to be than in Melbourne or at least not in Adelaide.

Scott Ferguson

Jul 30, 2015

Perfect match

Billious

Jul 30, 2015

Oh no its official Mick has struck a deal with Crows to coach them next year.  He is taking a colleague of his as his assistant as part of the package.  Insiders say Tyrannosaurus will be his senior assistant coach and they are still working on the renaming rights of Adelaide Oval to change to Jurassic Park to ensure Mick has a homely venue.

Billious

Jul 30, 2015

Can just imagine the man they call Roo and the one they prefer to call Hooroo trying to live in a city of only a million people Adelaide just isn't big enough for them both.  With 45 pubs and the owner of a couple of Adelaide suburbs Roo isn't going far so Mick would be better to focus on applying as the next coach of Fitzroy he would understand their game plan better than Carltons even.

Mike Teakle

Jul 30, 2015

Craig Schultz Rian Nelson

Kerry Ahern

Jul 30, 2015

OMG, I'm thinking that I might start going to basketball, give footy a miss

Zak Hutchinson

Jul 31, 2015

Matt Thomson

99tomtom

Jul 31, 2015

TitusOReily 'threatens' lol

Ian Kilpatrick

Aug 03, 2015

Alicia Kelly

Alicia Kelly

Aug 03, 2015

We don’t want to be the next Carlton. Even Carlton don’t want to be Carlton hahahahaha