Robfromtaroona TitusOReily Golfer banned 9 mths for beta blocker legally taking. Skiier lost medal on a Canadian Vicks. Essendon?

Robfromtaroona TitusOReily Golfer banned 9 mths for beta blocker legally taking. Skiier lost medal on a Canadian Vicks. Essendon?

2012 Brownlow should now go to Cotchin & Mitchell RedcliffeScott TitusOReily

2012 Brownlow should now go to Cotchin & Mitchell RedcliffeScott TitusOReily

mickvagg did u read CAS report? Stephen Dank accepts NO responsibility, Dean Robinson claims he is a victim yet they get the most mentions.

lorrainebomber Who hired Dank and Robinson? Who gave them a free hand and helped hide it from the team Dr? Unconscionable conduct

mickvagg did you read the CAS report?

mickvagg Hird did not employ Dank and Robinson. Best to read up on events.

lorrainebomber Oh that's right, Hird was the one telling them NOT to beef up the players b/c he was happy with their level of strength

mickvagg Dank bought the supplements and injected them. Robinson was complicit as high performance coach.

lorrainebomber So Hird (who was getting some injections himself) is not responsible at all? He helped hide it, and he knew about it

TitusOReily on fire today! This is your GF day #guiltynotguilty

TitusOReily "Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong." GTAVC's Pastor Richards or James Hird?

TitusOReily very funny toot toot Wellio adamdepo

TitusOReily GrogsGamut "...If only they had used the facts we wanted them to use."

They used the other facts?

Anthony Violi....... I'm gone lol

This is the best day ever.

Derryn Stanley Marcus Yeo Marcus Toovey absolute gold

Haha pisser article Damien de Leeuw

Chris Gayle should be out hitting on everything that moves today. No one will care for the next 24 hours. No rush baby.

TitusOReily GrogsGamut "HIRD: "If only they hadn't used facts at all.....The outcome would have been very much different..."

Travis Hocart Kerryn Edwards Mackenzie Morgan Fergus Morgan John Howell Liz Cowell Mark Stewart I think this is his best yet!

Funny read Mark White

How can a fact be wrong

lol Damien Kearney

That's every day for him, anyway.

This story is going to run you out of business, Titus. You only have to cut & paste this stuff. It self-satirises.

Normally if someone adds the word "fact" at the end of a sentence, it tends to lend some suspicion to the fact that the aforementioned fact is indeed factual. Same goes for "That's a fact". Traditionally used only in pubs after 10PM, Hird has seen fit to use it at press conferences/interviews with, it must be said, mixed results.

Paul Maguire Peter Clohessy quality

I'm trying to think of a more arrogant person....James Hird - the Kanye West of football?

He gets A for effort

He has destroyed that club. And sadly they allowed him to.

Facts schmacts. That bloody WADA treated the players like adults, with responsibilities and stuff. How very dare they!?!

'Facts Somellier'. This could be your best yet.

Morgsie - you know my position on this - when do you think someone will actually sue young James???

It's always better when James is seen and not Hird.

Even Tanya has left Jimmy.

James Robert Gatehouse "WADA are like some ‘facts Dan Murphy’s" :)

Asada said there wasn't enough evidence to prove guilty, so how can they be proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt without any fresh evidence.. Another case of the capital always getting their way.

'WADA is a Facts Dan Murphy's' - Top shelf from Titus. (y)

Good question, I have no idea. I this case do the players have any grounds? They have been found guilty for failing to look after themselves, is that anyone else's fault?
Did you read that link? Very funny.

It's like a pub brawl where all the bystanders wait for the dust to settle before laying the boot in. Salad days.

Today is just like Xmas for Titus Greg, Jared & Ashley

Jimmy shut up now!

Harriet Tolhurst you'll love this

James Hird and those in the know, did the wrong thing, and they got found out. People need to take responsibility for their actions. I feel sorry for the players who put trust in people who let them down.

As a PA supporter and member I can't even begin to tell you how pissed of I am.

Mark Robinson - hirdy may have a point here!

Matty a member of mensa?

this is comment is spot on

Nathan Jackson David Marsh Matthew Pope.
One of the best.

What is the point? The article made no sense...

Kyle Kyle Halbert

Absolute gold, Titus.

Lol what an idiot

What a fkn knob. Hird got Essendon into this situation. He should hang his head in shame. No credibility, responsibility or accountability.

Haha I like the one which said "this proves our innocence"

This did make me laugh U0001f602

U0001f602U0001f602 'fact sommelier' haha so good!

He reminds me of Comical Ali who went on live TV to deny Iraq was being invaded as an American tank rolled past in the background

Same as the current channel 9 cricket team ran Billy Birmingham out of a job. For the same reason.

Rick Kreeck. Classic.

'Players have received a 12-month suspension, meaning they will miss the entire 2016 season, including finals'. Now there's making a positive from a negative if ever I saw one.

Dan Murphys of facts ahaha Hamish Parkour Bigwood Jordan Hounsfield

It's not beyond a reasonable doubt. It's not criminal.

Really, wasn't aware of that.. Plays well into the hands of the organisations dishing out the punishments

What you have done to the careers of these young men is truly shameful and simply walked away.

You have to feel for those Bomber fans who put in the hard yards to become experts on the legal system and banned substances so that they could keep the rest of us so emphatically informed, and remind us how little we knew. I'm sure they're out there apologising to family and friends as we speak.

James Hird is a fallen star. He has disgraced the club he was meant to cherish and ruined the careers and lives of so many players and their families. How dare he blame others. He pushed others under the bus while taking his million dollar salary without a care in the world. James Hird - I used to have you up on a pedastal but now you are nothing but a liar and cheat and you should hang your head in shame, man up and apologise for the lives you ruined. Your a massive sook. If you have any friends on trial I truly hope they are not counting on you to provide supporting evidence for them. They will spend a long time in prison as you are the type of bloke who throws women and children behind them while running from the Sharks. Enough said.

Love the John West reference

No didn't read yet - what happens now re bombers list???? Should I give them a call

The wrong facts???? WTF??? That's like saying there is a different version of the truth! ! Crawl back into your hole James - enough damage has been done

Asada never said there wasn't enough evidence, 3 AFL randoms,one being Wayne "Moose" Henwood ex Sydney player......Last I checked he was no rode scholar nor an expert on world drug taking.

How caaan FACTS be wrong they are facts.If Hirds pride had not intervenedthe Dons would have been free like CRonula

It's hard for essendon to say that they even know what the facts are given they went out of their way to ensure there were no records kept. It's the same principal the mafia use - don't keep records so you can't be caught. Well guess what, we can all smell the stench

I thought you should have called them last year

Hello Rod
Looks like your no Rhodes scholar either

Extraordinary that Hird has decimated the club that gave him everything.

Haha he is gold really

You are a good kid - always pumping up my tyres!!!

How many of their players could run out of defence spinning the ball on their fingers?

Haha.
Unfortunately his legacy has been tarnished forever.

All the need is a comfortable satisfaction, that's the level the need to say yay or nay

Haha, didn't know Tania and James were still in the country. Great investigative journalism Titus!

If they're facts - they can't wrong

Maybe the bombers were hard done by Clint Grainger U0001f609

Knew it
Bloody wada use the right facts!

Don't be ridiculous !! They WERE crooks and, received the appropriate sanctions!!
At last !!!!

disgraceful how that was handled

TitusOReily any truth to the rumour a win against Essendon will only be worth 2 points this year?

TitusOReily is el Chapo available again?

TitusOReily
Don't understand why these players get punished whilst Goodes gets away with pointing at someone who calls him an ape.

TitusOReily as we all know there are good facts, bad facts and facts that suit the story. Hard for those who wish to deal only with facts.

TitusOReily current queue for his $33 a head extravaganza at the end of the week #standbyturd http://twitter.com/GlennMcCallum/status/686843479444471808/photo/1

...and you know the principals the mafia use? Interesting!

TitusOReily Quite possibly. Your best yet. I read it three hours ago and have got my explosions of laughter down to a giggle now

bacardi_jr cheers mate

TitusOReily Excellent work Titus!

raineoo5 thanks

I saw the Godfather movies,lol

Looking forward to the day all the facts are on the table, so that Hirdy & the boys are in a very good place.

They were guilty of lack of governance of a system of cheating to obtain an unfair advantage. the drugs that were jabbed into their systems at the time were on the WADA list of banned drugs, when are you Essendon supporters going to accept that this decision is final and your club has let you down, simple as that.

Ha! Doesn't James know that even if you call it Grange, you rave about it like it's Grange and you have players signing a form consenting to drink their Grange on the quiet, it doesn't mean jack when Dank is in the kitchen with a goon bag and a trade account with Chateau Dapto.

Facts schmacts. You can prove anything with facts. 40% of people know that!

It's called being blinded by loyalty to your club & your an arseclown if you think you wouldn't do it to your own club either.
That's ok next time a players knee has blown out & can't walk & they jab him with cortisone so he can play on I'll turn a blind eye.. That's a "legal steroid". But still highly beneficial even more so than the peptides. Next time I read that players take a hand full of uppers before a game to benefit from the effects & then jump on the stilnox to come down & sleep I'll pretend it doesn't happen. Next time I go out to a club & a group of players smashing lines in the toilets I'll go yeah thats ok they want to gain an advantage on the dance floor.

It was all his fault the AFL should ban him from all AFL grounds and activities for LIFE. He has dragged the name Essendon into the gutter and pretends everything is OK. The man has NO SHAME

Hird is a sociopath.

James hird and his Co horts should be deported to Syria !

Eh dood pls

Georgia Georgia Murphy, Mata Hari.

Its a Jimmy Thing !

No it's an arrogant, egotistical self absorbed, contentious thing!

Ha! Yes, all of those. "Jimmy Thing" is a Dave Mathews Band SONG U0001f3b6U0001f601

Thanks for making me laugh this morning Titus! If anyone saw AFL360 Essendon special last night, Robbo might as well have worn his Bombers Guernsey on the show last nite..

Would love to read your comments Titus on Robbo's performance on AFL 360 last night.  What a train wreck......reckon Gill is still giggling.

As the song goes,(In these shoes? Let's do it here). Will the truth ever be hird?