Gaetano_Prestia TitusOReily So much awesome.

TitusOReily just don't wear your colours when walking at night

TitusOReily Going to be the mother of all wars this weekend against the Persians not unlike the battle of Thermopyle!

Gaetano_Prestia TitusOReily yeah, that is basically 100% correct.

FilmsWithCappie TitusOReily Oh wow you speak Engish? I thought Persians spoke a different language.

TitusOReily surely gang laws will have to come into play. Groups of 2-3 only please

Gaetano_Prestia TitusOReily I use Google Translate.

FilmsWithCappie TitusOReily *taps head*

TitusOReily Where can you get a coffee for only $17?

TitusOReily "The most popular hobby in Perth is booing" U0001f605

Gaetano_Prestia TitusOReily You forgot $20 pints mate.

Hahaha love it Sonia Gauci

Billy Cechris now I'm prepared, I'll meet ya in Perth

Your guide to Melbourne is still the best ever article on The Flack

If a coffee costs $17 and my shirt only costs $15, does that mean I ruin my coffee if I spill coffee on my shirt?

Courtney Stewart Cameron Mcdevitt have a read, quite funny!

Lexington Gelmio So good

Not bad haha

Just don't get too close to the quokkas... they will cut you.

Hawks should know this, they were there two weeks ago

$17! U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602 Pretty much! I got excited at $6 for 1 x piece of dry cleaning today; as opposed to $14.50!

Janine Milne - good factual read

Matty Brock you live over there how close is this?

TitusOReily Corrections
People from Perth are called Perthlings
An open cut mine WITH casino
Booing AND questioning an umpires parentage

TitusOReily Add for the benefit of Hawthorn supporters: you can claim the flights, hotel and meals as work expenses, but not the tickets.

Whilst smiling for your selfie

Hes lying. Coffee costs $37... Awesome!

Matt Sofoulis,Blake Hillier, Tenielle Kennedy, Chloe Forster, Christian Croce, Karl Kunze
LOL

Maryann Purcell lol

lol Jack Dadaliaris

as a Persian myself i can confirm this to be 99.4% accurate

It seems not everybody gets a driver in perth U0001f61c #lifestylesofthelouchs

hahahahahaha that is pretty spot on Zack Hamence. A

Fiona Thomson have a read of describing Perth lol

Joanne, Robert, Shaun, this all sounds about right.

Adam Flockhart Nathan Duscher… thank god there's no final in Tassie!

Hahahaha maybe an ALL WEST AUSSIE GF will put us on the map lol!!!!

That's about right.

TitusOReily hey, stop telling the world about our "Colin Sylvia basket"... There is room enough in it for Harley Bennel...

TitusOReily You forgot the time difference. A friend came over last month. He left Melb at 7:45am, when he arrived in Perth it was 1982...

You boys should come over for a visit Dean Winter Nick Foster. So much to see and do as Titus points out.

Titus does well. He forgot to mention eve nightclub on a Friday night though

TitusOReily you might be able to find a place where you'll get change from $15 for a coffee

Oh Titus, your best work yet!
Mark Lowry Mark Stewart Mark Peers Travis Hocart Kerryn Edwards Paul Coates Mackenzie Morgan Fergus Morgan John Howell

Gold
$17 coffee, that's cheap, he's obviously only buying single shots

Or has not been here for a few years

Will Wood all accurate

TitusOReily you may also refer to us as "Perthonalities"

Stephmc82 I like that.

"A large amount of residents in Perth have English or South African ancestry but are still nice people".

That's Perth lol

I almost bought a coffee today but decided to use the money to go to Bali for one instead.

Don't forget your offering for Old Berty!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhmdbVk0l4

Pretty accurate. Geez that CS article cracked me up!

Alex Jellis Scott Grey Kyle Leonard check this out

Hahahahahaha id be happy for everyone to stop coming over so I can enjoy some uncrowded beaches!
Go the Eagles!! U0001f424

Euan McDonald-Madden GOLD!!

The comment about a $17 coffee in Perth is pretty spot on haha

Haha nailed it. Should be a good weekend of footy!

Haha all true, they forgot to mention current 20/20 champions, birth place of a half decent F1 driver and we dont drink coffee, its cheaper to fly to Bali for a Bintang :)

No they weren't

They played West Coast, not last weekend the weekend before

The largest city in the world! !

Nah, coffee is $19

A significant amount of accuracy in this one....

Ross Drinkwater good summary of your new home?

They lost that war against the emus too:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

Stephen, I what think Tom means they were scheduled to play in Perth two weeks ago but failed to show up

TitusOReily Ouch! The only gr8 thing to come out of Melb. in the last 10 yrs is the Krispy Kreme donut...and even that's got a whole in it.

Jared Buratto ahahaha

They played in the qualifying final, on the Friday night against West Coast

You missed out on the Bell Tower!! The place where nobody in Perth has been to... but Wayne Carey and Kelli Stevens were seen coming out of.

The bit about South Africans being nice people is also a lie...

Renee Narcis you might like this one!

Ohhh thank you

Make sure you have plenty of money because Pints of beer aren't cheap

TitusOReily ouch!

Black night is Friday night at eve

Need to go to old swan brewery, great feed good beer

He forgot to say you should also bring a pair of good "going out" thongs

Haha Jason Kiely Scott Stickells

Sharon - your response would rock.

Oh nooooow I get it...thats the result of cholera and typhoid epidemics! ;)

Being a Melbourne born Persian who is also a Hawk fanatic, this article is very accurate. This should be the Perth Wikipedia page!

This is all true hahaha

Any Persian would know that if you shop around and don't mind a 25 min drive down the freeway, you can get a small coffee for as low as $9 sometimes.

Or did you spill your shirt in your coffee?

Very little about my wit will rock today, been up since 3am! However it is basically an open cut mine and coffee costs about $27.00 so save up. Signed Shazza a "Persian" U0001f60a

Aaron Forward the mad max point haha

Glenys Evans sounds about right?

To get a taxi in Perth, you just walk from wherever you are to the casino or airport.
Or hitch a ride from Ben Cousins.

"The attempts were not successful."

TitusOReily don't know whether to laugh or be offended #Both #goeagles

TitusOReily I think those in the NBL heartland of North Queensland will be offended by your basketball reference.

TitusOReily I'm a disappointment to my race. My first experience of Little Creatures was last week.

Christos Pavlidis JP Taylor - this sums up Perth nicely, right?

TitusOReily what about the cheap pints for $13 and the steak chips and salad for $45.

Spot on! Hope those "over East" (another Perth expression) enjoy their trip here.

TitusOReily For someone who barely knows Perth exists you did remarkably well with your guide. #GoHawks

Jaimito! You'll like the 4th point!!!

Read the mad max point Ian Watts Tim Watts Anthony Trent James Staples Craigo Dos Santos Cam Pallister

Hahahah I like that

Kelly LF JF would like this, Tony Ronaldson, Louise Grogan Erin O'Rourke Amy Amy Gallagher Steve Bickett hit the nail on the head...

Anthony Raiti, good reading

Haha this is great! Nicole Wilson Rob Cozier

Mark Phelan did you get a ticket?

Haha this is gold and oh so true!!

This is too good Stephen Russell and Sean O'Sullivan. Even Matt Hansen 's beloved cats get a vague mention

haha quality stuff, loved the Cats comment and the Mad Max reference got a chuckle too!

haha yeah $17 a coffee, about right.

I am still surprised that it could actially be a Freo/Eagles final on the cards.

But its ok, you can go to Bali for the price of two coffees and but 10 shirts for the price of three coffees.

Thanks for the tag mate. So true.

Stu got tickets for him and the boys to go here in Perth U0001f604

Brian Murphy so good

As a Persian, I need to point out to any visitors from over there that WAFL Grand Finalists West Perth will be singing the Melbourne FC club song if they win on Sunday. So miss that Saturday midnight flight out for the experience. Culture is obviously transferable. And strangely, they haven't changed any of the words.

The mad max reference is gold!

GOLD!!!! NBL.... seriously.... :)

Haha this is the most rediculous thing ever. But absolutely hilarious nonetheless!!

I've actually got Perf friends that go to the NBL U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602Richie Tunbridge "gateway to Rottnest" U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602

John John Fetherstonhaugh

That sounds good Scott. But are coffees expensive in Bali?

Perth is where home and away characters go to die. Like the elephant graveyard

Way to steal material

He always is mate. Not that he's got much competition, but he is by far my favourite footy journo, even though technically he's a blogger

TitusOReily Perth has been voted One of the world's most boring cities! #AFLFinals #facts

Loving this without reading it. Perth FTW

Roos don't really need to bother - outcome will be same ....

It will be a nice holiday for the three of them. Be nice

Not flight, too much, Susie had a seat at the ground for me

Rhiannon Gardner, did you read this before you left?

Craig Henwood Russell Mark pitty Richmond and Carlton aren't in the prelim, but some insight for your next shooting trip west

RileyStuart1 TitusOReily the most popular hobby is booing U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602

CalSauer booing and eating at cocos

Haha I only just read this! And I have never been more proud to be a 'Persian' (IS THAT EVEN A THING?!)

Now it is haha

Natalie Lauren some relevance for both of you here x

Hahaha too true!

I'm totes looking forward to showing you why NBL should still be relevant everywhere after you make your fury road crossing!

Matt. Useful information for you this weekend mate ☺

I lived in Perth for a year, there was a lot of sand....nothing else of interest though.

Scott Ilgoutz worth a read!

That's what you have a South African accent!!! U0001f602

That is great I feel like I know a lot more about your country now. Nick Batchelor you should read this

You know I wouldn't miss it! Was hilarious

Thomas Moorhead. Whilst you're there.

Jason Byrne, Jason Kaye... 'The big tourist attraction in Perth is the ‘Colin Sylvia basket'

Harry Cutler Harry Chambers accurate

I'm actually going to Rottnest Island.

I thoroughly enjoyed this, I also enjoyed living in Victoria listening to everyone complain about flight prices to Perth.

Love it! U0001f602