Yesterday, it was revealed Gary Ablett Snr and his former manager Ricky Nixon were in a tussle in a Port Melbourne laneway.

Gary has been living in Ricky’s apartment and this is quite possibly the argument that led to the altercation.

Ricky Nixon: Gary, did you by any chance delete The Bachelor off the Foxtel IQ?

Gary Ablett Sr: Yeah, I’d seen it.

Nixon: Well mate, I hadn’t bloody seen it. Now I’m two episodes behind.

Ablett: It doesn’t matter Rick, Lauren got sent off.

Nixon: What! What about Amber? Tell me she’s still on it?

Ablett: Yeah, she’s still in it. She went on the racetrack group date and got a rose.

Nixon. I really like her. I don’t know why she took so long to get a date.

Ablett: You can’t be serious! She annoys the hell out of me with the crying and the tantrums.

Nixon: She’s a woman who knows what she wants! Why do you hate Canadians? You’re a racist Gary, a Canuck hating racist.

Ablett: Name one other Canadian I hate, Ricky!

Nixon: Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, Mike Pyke….

Ablett: Is Mike Pyke Canadian? I didn’t know that.

Nixon: What about the dog groomer? Is she still on?

Ablett: Anita? Oh, she just keeps banging on about having no confidence. I can’t take much more of her to be honest.

Nixon: Well, I’ll never know, because someone keeps deleting them before I can watch them.

Ablett: Mate, who series linked it? You didn’t even care about it originally.

Nixon: I’ll give you not caring you anti-Canadian, former Norm Smith medallist and arguably the most exciting player to ever play the great game of Aussie Rules.

Ablett: Wait, not in here, I’ve just vacuumed.