Dear Titus.

You made mention of the SANFL stadiums and pies but neglected to mention that there are three types of pie in the SANFL.

The Port Adelaide Magpies (the successful ones), Balfours and Villis.

Both the later variety are not associated with tainted berries that one cannot avoid at an AFL game.

If Essendon succeeds at bringing down the AFL, the SANFL may become the premier competition and Adelaide people (myself included) may get over losing the Grand Prix once and for all.

Kind regards,

Scott.

Not really funny well below the standard one has come to expect. Guess it's a bad news day.

I think it's very amusing (and I'm from Adelaide). Titus, you are a champ.

Whoa, whoa - hold the phone... SANFL games are broadcast in Hi-Def?

...Like, the proper 1080i 24 FPS PAL hi-def?

The same specifications that forced me to go buy a bloody great hulking new TV, because the old analog specs all caught synchronized leprosy or something?

...The same hi-def that no-one else in the friggin' country bothers to broadcast in? (...apart from SBS - but who the 'F cares about soccer?)

THAT Hi-Def???

We can't get WAFL games in bloody B&W right now FFS!

Those Channel 7 Pricks! Why do the SANFL get all the good stuff?

You forgot the pea soup floater. It's the 4th type of pie in S.A.

It used to be on the ABC but there were claims of bias because they only showed the left wing, which is the opposite of the Grandstand wing were all the coalition voters sit.

All true. The SANFL encorages families to go to games. You can
take your kids onto the ground between quarters and yell profanity at the huddled teams.

Well I for one appreciate the clarification. For years I've been under the misapprehension that it was the Sandfull or Handfull. Just as well all those sacked
car and submarine workers will have worthwhile jobs to go to making bionic ears as I'm reliably informed will happen by the President of the Warringah branch of the Liberal Party.

Calling the Maggies 'Pies' will get you suspected of being Victorian and treated accordingly.

You forgot to add that it's cheap, family friendly, you don't have to line up for a quarter for a beer and that you can go on and have a kick and a catch during the breaks. The SANFL obviously doesn't follow the AFL path of taking away every good thing possible, madness from the SANFL.

Nothing on how to work out the percentages?

Kieran McGuinness, rocking massive wings there mate!

SANFL seems to be ahead of the WAFL & VFL in average crowds & members

Norwood & Woodville west torrens would have more members combined than
The majority of all VFL clubs

Oi Titus, u wonna go m8?

Mostly undeniable facts...

And his point is, it is as relevant as... Well South Australia in general.

This was a gr9 article tbh.
Even if it was written by a champion bare-knuckle fighter from Dublin.

Stop trying to make 'champion bare-knuckle fighter from Dublin' be a thing. It'll never be a thing.

Daniel Tinsley pretty good sign in the background!

You forgot that the premiers get their club colours on top of the West End Brewery chimney for a year

'Collingwood stole the colours of Port Adelaide'
Thank you Titus, as if I needed more ammo to throw at Collingwood supporters.

Hahaha classic! Norwood Oval better start selling sticks of metwurst this year!

I move a motion to have Joshua X McBain removed from the Titus circle-jerk
Motion passed

You can't pass your own motions!

I'll motion whatever the hell I want.

You're in my playground now

Looking good Kieran McGuinness

I'm not a one man committee?
Well I clearly am - being one man, passing motions

I squashed your motion.

With a Senton Bomb

I move that Travis John Shueard's name be legally changed to Kim Jong Il II.

I'd gladly support that. Motion passed

Josh Kaine Henry Moyle absolute gold

Why is my team represented by a former Richmond legend ??

Haha go redlegs!! Mmmm mettwurst and central market!!

Up the Bays!

$ANFL, edited for accuracy.

As a Richmond supporter I feel sorry for Sturt (I think it is) if they're relying on Tambling to be their saviour hahaha..

Andrew Foster a great read

I almost forgot SA existed.

Mark, Andrew, Paul & Andy. Pretty fair assessment don't you think

Gold!! Terry Kiriakidis Nick Boyd Mathew Altamura Mark Hamblyn

Kinda because there are so many AFL teams, two A League teams, an NRL team, a Super Rugby team etc etc

Titus Titus Titus - SA is the only state not founded by convicts, although they've done a good producing some world class ones since.. And they're almost as proud of this as they are of pea soup floaters!

Yeah port magpies have been around longer then the collingwood magpies

Yeah might aswell vote yes.

I'm a Port supporter but that's incorrect.
Port didn't start wearing the prison bars until 1902, whereas CFC have been wearing them from Day 1.

Members? Yes. Talent? Not so much.

In 1988 ie 2 years prior to "the AFL", Norwood FC had more members than Collingwood FC.
Fact.

Daniel Kouts gold!

That's the joke.jpeg

Love the SANFL, Not a bad effort Titus LOL.

It's funny cos it's all true

Oh yes indeed Clint!

We are happy that that's how Mexicans view our league. It is why it remains a quality brand of football untouched by AFL ridiculosity. Interesting tho you Mexicans have that view that you still charge over the border to grab players from it year after year after year.

Alan Hall Paul Cranwell Patrick Skeer mentions the subs. Lol

Ah. As Cloke says 6 times every weekend "missed that".

^^^ Pulling out facts from 88... Collingwood must be petrified

This photo is from about three years ago. Tambo has been back in the NT for the last two years

Ahhh throw a line in and they bite. You start developing your kids we finish it !!!!!!

But still a better standard and more relevant than the VFL.
Some EFL teams would push some bottom VFL teams thoughts Mitch Hall

Chris Hoyle, Daniel Gluche, lets eat more sticks of metwurst this year.

spot on Nick Beagley?

Has 3 quarters and encourages drinking during the game by players and spectators!! Gold
Port Adelaide stole our colours hehe

Wanganeen a bomber Brownlow medalist. Didn't do much on his return to SA

I probably would prefer to eat a stick of mettwurst at a game rather than a pie, everyone sitting around me would disagree though.

Fritz not metwurst please

Scot Chapman. .who took Tambling with their first pick but on the bright side you flogged him off to the cows

Stanley Yates true u must be a Power supporter haha

Ben Stone I didn't realise so he is stinking it up in the N.T. now??

Victorians love taking everything from sth australia . But can you take the bloody grand prix back . The guy that took it is a grand prick

Nick O'Halloran this is standard Titus gold!

Sean Burton Terence Carter Ben Sieben many lols

Cristian Filippo Andrew Gommers
1. Humerous article
2. Muffs pose?

Some gold in there

All I need to know about the SANFL is how Hawthorn somehow recruited the best player in the national draft; Ryan Burton!

Poor poor poor

Deb Piscioneri you might appreciate this. Or not.

Very informative indeed Jodi Papa U0001f60a

That's correct James.... and maybe the blokes in that photo could push for a spot in the reserves of said EFL clubs

Actually that's Richard Tambling. Sorry I take that back

This is brilliant!

Three ringed circus

and Norwood said yes to having the Crows Reserves in the SANFL #ohdear

Yeah I saw this one.

Drinking is encouraged at games by players and supporters not far off the money at Elizabeth!

David Rofe weren't you dishing out your Jungle Juice back then???

Wow, the escalated quickly. If you are offended by this post, I suggest you unfollow Titus. He picks on the Dees, his club more than anyone. I love the SANFL and thought this was hilarious

Ronnie Sparks lol

That was a HEAPS good post Titus. Did you know that last year for the first time we had urinals put in at adelaide oval. This means we don't have to rely on filling up our empty beer cups and throwing it at the nearest person in a magpies jumper. Not sure if the suburban grounds have got this infrastructure yet. We still can't get over the latest thing to hit our shelves. The Sega Megadrive. Think it's gonna be heaps big

This is so accurate!

Being a port supporter, I'd love to claim this, but Collingwood actually stole the magpies from the south Australian emblem being the Murray magpie. So they did take it from SA, just not port.

Struggled reiterate the second last point to Jay....

OMG U0001f602 it's pretty accurate!! U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602

Im just waiting for the bloody sanfl to start it cant come quick enough

The last point is the best

He's a funny prick. The SANFL lads have done pretty well against the VFL the last few times I reckon.

Just about the best comp in the land outside of afl

SANFL wafl vfl, throw a blanket over the 3... Then it's daylight to the next

David Howard and Darren McLeod - some very pertinent points here !

Go to his "sporting questions answered" blog