This week, the AFL's Andrew Demetriou and Gillion McLachlan will visit Essendon's hierarchy including Chairman Paul Little, to discuss progress on administrative changes the club is making.

Here, exclusively, is the agenda for the day which I'm told is super accurate.

9:00am Awkward and frosty welcome (10 mins)

9:10am Weird, silent stand off as people work out who will sit where. (39 minutes)

9:49am Paul Little makes very brief opening remarks. (1 hour)

10:49am Andrew Demetriou responds angrily (1 hour)

11:49am Team building exercise- tell the group about a time Tania Hird made your life more difficult. Please limit it to one story. (1 hour)

12:49pm Lunch - Meatloaf with a vitamin supplement buffet (1 hour)

1:49pm Paul Little to take AFL representatives through the details of how he is shaping the club in his own image. (1 hour)

2:49pm Update on progress made by ASADA on their investigation. (1 min)

2:50pm Andrew to outline the AFL's vision for an Essendon without James Hird (30 mins)

3:20pm Media discussion. Decide on a public statement about the day’s events. Agree what information the AFL will leak to The Age and Essendon to Mark Robinson. (45 mins)

4:05pm Paul Little to meet with Gillion privately to discuss a world without Andrew. (1 hour)

5:05pm Finish. AFL representatives to depart.

5:06pm Essendon to sweep facility for listening devices.