After the weekend’s loss, Eddie McGuire rings Nathan for a friendly debrief.

Eddie: Nathan, it’s Ed.

Buckley: Oh, I’ve been dreading this call.

Eddie: Why does everyone say that? Anyway, I wanted to talk about the game. You known what the problem was Nathan?

Buckley: Absolutely, it was a lack of accounta…..

Eddie: It’s all the Sydney Swans’ fault.

Buckley: Ahh…was it?

Eddie: All that COLA stuff, its just not right Nathan! You should see how red I am right now.

Buckley: I can only imagine.

Eddie: We need to do something about this! They’re cheating the system!

Buckley: Isn’t everything they’re doing legal and you voted for all of it?

Eddie: That’s the worst type of cheating! They’re doing all those things we said they could do and being smart about it.

Buckley: Isn’t that what they’re meant to do?

Eddie: No! Why couldn’t they take that extra money and give it to the Scully family like the Giants!

Buckley: Maybe you could do a bit of a rant about it on your little TV show and radio program?

Eddie: Yes! That always fixes everything! Thanks Nathan. Oh, by the way, the team better improve or get ready for another succession plan.