Collingwood President and media superstar Eddie McGuire and Senior North Melbourne Coach and two-time AFL Premiership player have joined forces to present:

‘A Whinging and Complaining Masterclass’

‘Complain your way to success or in Brad’s case, a job’

• Have you always taken things stoically?
• Accepted personal responsibility?
• Do you take things on the chin?
• Do you find yourself thinking things through in the context of the broader sweep of life?

Well this class is for you! Shed your personal insight with just one class!

Learn to:

• Complain about everything, no matter how rich and powerful you are
• Take small things as slights and scream blue murder
• Develop excuses for any situation
• Put your needs ahead of others
• Rationalise personal self-interest as for the greater good

Sessions include:

• Always looking like you might cry- Brad Scott
• Preventing insight into your own behaviour- Eddie McGuire
• Excuse making and game theory: It’s the roof bur sometimes not the roof- Brad Scott
• Improving your bargaining position through complaining loudly- Eddie McGuire
• Avoiding personal responsibility: It’s all the players fault- Brad Scott
• Only child syndrome for everyone: Making yourself the only thing that matters- Eddie McGuire

You can be whinging and complaining at an elite level after just one master class.

Be who you’ve always wanted to be if all those other people hadn’t stopped you.

If you’re not completely satisfied, that’s your fault. Brad had a cold and Eddie was brilliant.