Dear Great Unwashed

I want you to listen very carefully to what this person is reading to you.

The intention of this message is to make peace between us.

Many of you have said very unkind things about me since I left Collingwood.

While most of it has been difficult to understand due to poor grammar, bad dentistry and spelling, the message has gotten through.

Sadly, it has made me sad.

Even Mick ruffling my hair after a kick-to-kick has not made me feel better.

Many of you are upset with me for leaving Collingwood for a lot of money.

That doesn’t mean however that I can now afford to pay for the removal of every single Daisy tattoo.

This goes for kids and adults.

I don’t want to inflame the situation but let me ask you something. If someone offered you $2.8 million would you take it?

Of course you would. You’d take it, even if they didn’t offer it, you bunch of thieves.

So all I did, is leave you to go to the club you hate the most for a lot of money.

Is that really reason to call me Judith?

I don’t think it is and I think you actually mean Judas.

There’s a big difference between changing from Collingwood to Carlton for money and selling out the Son of God to then be executed.

One of them is unforgivable.

Daisy Thomas