TitusOReily Conners17 seancallanan

TitusOReily going by the newspaper headlines, I thought the clubs had merged? "Essendon Blues""

TitusOReily what does Jeremy Ellis the shopfitter and casual racist think of all this?

TitusOReily Make my day and tell me this tweet was your inspiration?
https://twitter.com/DennisCricket_/status/633483528403992576

TitusOReily "Caroline Wilson has called for Hird to be sacked." Brilliant

TitusOReily wouldn't rule it out - it is as silly as appointing Steven Trigg CEO after his own AFL suspension & European holiday.

mwhiteind TitusOReily even more reason to hate them both U0001f604

TitusOReily Just cancel the contract and pay him out. That's Hird's MO these days.

Brilliant

TitusOReily Carlton like people that don't leave the club.

siandart TitusOReily This is a joke, right?

Ryan Johnston Stuart Buckingham Neil Kirkhope Grant Arnott Adrian Carle Jess Stryker Barry Thomas Nick Harris WHAT?????

Richard Gates

Marco Mercuri

Steven Morrissey

Andrew Walpole Evan Haranas

Jordan Gwynne Liss Cairns this is awks as

Gold!!!! It's going to be hilarious if Trigg manages to get his mate Craigy the head coach job!

Chloe Penn

Richard Harvey

James McKenzie

Cameron Dienelt

Kristy Zaeza lol

Steven Reid.... true ??

Alex Trudzik

Nightmares. Sam Ryan

Carlton appointed Trigg, appointing Hird would be no different!
Both have a chequered past, that would appear to be a key criteria in Carlton's selection process!

Yanni Baveas

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Well im dead
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Sam Neufeld

Luke Drenen

Jimmy Junior Ricky Sumeet Arora

Jacob Scott

Jodie Notjust

Blake Wall Ben McGrouther

Warren, Dan & Tracy

hahahaha

Grant Lethborg you would be happy with this

i lost it at the last line

Zar Saccutelli

Kumar Achu Jeyakkumar Robert Perry

You're a very brave man Ryland...

How do you feel about this Damian Joyce lol

I think stupid is the word for it actually...

Was quality

I'll get you back

About as good as I would if the cows won the flag

Christine Dunn OMG ROTFLMFAO

brilliant

Alana Christensen

Shane Glazbrook Phil Meng Nat Hill... Worth the read

This is the best.

Neeld not available?

Brett Woods

Will Randles Paul Randles

Will Rice

Mackenzie Morgan

Lewis Wyatt

James Foord

Billy McLean

Haha 10/10

Adrian Nigro #standbyhird

Classic !

Gus Varley

Brad Lederman Stephanie Elizabeth lol

Garth Rhys-Jones

Jason Hay

Jeff Mills

Nick Calrissian Corso it's funny because it's Trigg!

Ted McLean

That made me laugh!!!!

"We'd give anything to be 15th on the ladder, and James is the man to get us there."

Be better than Malthouse

Carlton should SACK Trigg

Have a heart Titus, what's Caro going to write about now that James Hird is no longer involved in football. I don't think you realise how difficult the last 3 years have been for her

glenn dol

Accidently?? Surely thats a Trigg type of move foshooooo

Mark Mitchell

Dont even joke about it Titus! Dont want him anywhere near our grand old club!!! Daniel Michael Ficco

Like they accidentally appointed Malthouse

Steven Brown

Gavin Michael O'Reilly

I heard that Mick Gatto is lining up a new supply chain. At least we might win oneU0001f60e

Glen Dudajek

Nic Schwarz Adrian Schwarz

Joke right?

James Ingram

What are your thoughts there Bradley? Wish it was true?

John Weber Dominic Weber Next level goose ?

neckst level goose achieved

Guy Besley

#givehimabiggercontract

Benny Pettifer

Yeah I think it is...

Leighton Rees

Haha, they don't do much else right so who knows... Might get Mick back perhaps!

Inspired humor..... almost as good as james hirds claim that adversity d I dnt get to them

megacolour TitusOReily so far, yes. Wouldn't put it past them tho.

Alex Howard Sam Gibb Apple Green well done Carlton

TitusOReily you set a high bar but this is one of you best - keep up the good work

That would scare the crap out of Carlton supporters.

Jess Anne - see!!

Unfortunate

markfunkyharris cheers mate.

Onwards and upwards I say....flogs

Would you give up on Carlton?

Never ... not with crippa there anyways

Cody Jed

Neil Craig has to be in the picture

TitusOReily Classic Carlton

Sara Truman

I hear mick MALTHOUSE is available?

Ben Joseph

Thanks Telf.
Michael Voss does wonders with rebuilding clubs, give him a call.

TitusOReily love this article. If only it would come true. #TriggSucks

TitusOReily Can't stop laughing..This is absolute gold, funny thing is, it could be true..

Hahaha that is awesome. My favorite part was 'Caroline Wilson has called for Hird to be sacked'

Robert Leversha

TitusOReily oh dear god...next you will be saying essendon have reappointed stephen dank as sports scientist

TitusOReily Atko_2

TitusOReily good. Swamprat73

TitusOReily BicknellFC too good too funny..

KingSlayer33 read it. Quite amusing.

TitusOReily TimothyFegan Wouldn't suprise me if CarltonFC made a error such as this haha

Jordan Chamerski... Priceless

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I wouldn't be laughing this is no accident this is a deliberate and calculated act to get whatever they need injected into the water most at Carlton have been on the past 10 years.

Absolutely, takes the focus off our on field effort

doodledogs1960 TitusOReily why would Danks go back to any role at Essendon lower than Chairman?  That role is soon to be vacant and anyone not on something stronger than water won't understand the intracasies  of the close relationship between the EFC and AFL who have a secret plan to do a reverse takeover of WADA so they can refuse to give evidence against themselves for fear of incriminating the incrimadator.  Danks knows that better than most of us here.

With all EFC home matches in 2016 scheduled to be played in Geneva the timely takeover of WADA is expected to be a crowd puller with the crowd made up of at least 90% ex Russian,Chinese and American athletes led by Lance Armstrong enjoying a holiday in Geneva thus adding to the bonanza 2.5 billion reasons why any publicity even bad publicity is better than no publicity.

Hird to Carlton makes a lot of sense, Carlton by annointment believe it is their right to be number 1 at everything.  Adding Triggs ban for 6 months to Hirds ban of a year together with Carltons ban for two years of draft choices makes Carlton the most banned congregation in AFL history aside from the outcome of David Reece Jones's tribunal visits.

Roseanna Khabbaz...show my BFF for me xxx

Ollie Broadbridge Sampath Narayana

Kirstin... Unlucky..

Well written Paul. You must be awfully clever.

If only... Felix Koutsoukis

TitusOReily I fully expect John Barker to be appointed by Wednesday afternoon. Which many Carlton supporters will think is just as bad!

DocSherrin I don't know what makes a good AFL coach but could Barker be any worse than the last two? He at least sounds ok in grabs...

PeteC1969 It's John's 6th year at the club and his main role has been to develop forwards and defenders. I believe he's failed.

DocSherrin a fair assessment but has he had the cattle or the internal support to do that. I don't know but the club has failed in that

Alice Kelly XD

Tom Speakman Chris Marulli Alex Barilaro XD

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Alec Kajewski James Weatherlake Jamie Conlon Brydan Meredith

TitusOReily mnel2833 iamKingArthur

Oohps! Family ties?

Woody Longford

Kinda makes you question which party would have been worse off.

carlton have neil craig

ri mus would have been a good choice (oops Primus.)

stop crying coz craigy (gun) left the cows...(oops Cows)Bruce

Tom Davy lolz

Well I know you're not crying about Ptimus leaving the smears! Still got that GWS game on IQ if you want? 07 Grand Final another collectors item. Stay in the now haha.

haha, chip ?? shoulder ??

wood or potato ?

Your a bad man

Hird cracked a massive fat when he saw this I'm sure....