May 09, 2014

AFL

Buddy Franklin, Adam Goodes and Kurt Tippet hold a media conference

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Swans media manger: Sorry guys, Lance is running a little late but we might as well start.

Journalist: Kurt, it must be exciting to be back in the team.

Adam Goodes: I think I might be best to answer this. As Australian of the Year, I've spoken to people across Australia about the need for education and employment opportunities.

Journalist: That's great Adam. Perhaps Kurt could answer the original question?

Kurt Tippet: I agree with Adam, education is the pathway to future success for all young people.

Swans Media Manager: OK guys, Lance is here. Remember, no questions about the car accident or his personal life unless he raises it.

Buddy Franklin: Hi guys, sorry I'm late. Bit of car trouble after a late night out with my Miss Universe Australia girlfriend.

Journalist: Lance, we were just asking Kurt about being back in the team.

Buddy: Has Adam mentioned being Australian of the Year yet?

Adam: Well I am. I don't mention it for no reason constantly.

Journalist: I'm still keen to hear from Kurt about being back in the team.

Buddy: He does bring it up constantly.

Adam: Well at least I don't bring up dating a former Miss Universe all the time and post photos cuddling on MySpaces.

Journalist: Guys, how do you think you'll coordinate out in the field?

Kurt: I think...

Buddy: it's a matter of... Sorry Kurt, did I cut you off there?

Adam: Can I just make it clear that I am no longer friends with Eddie McGuire. If it's helpful, I could circulate a list of my friends.

Swans media manager: We might wrap it up there.

Journalist: But they haven't managed to answer a single question. They keep getting in each other's way.

Kurt: You could say this whole media conference has being one long, overdone metaphor.

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