Jul 14, 2015

AFL

AFL: Not thanking teammate after goal now reportable

43 Comments

In the wake of the Jamie Elliot/Travis Varcoe scandal, the AFL has moved swiftly to make similar incidents reportable.

Last week, Jamie Elliot failed to acknowledge teammate Travis Varcoe’s effort in the build up to Elliott’s goal.

“What we saw on Thursday night is something I never want to see repeated,” said AFL Operations Manger Mark Evans.

“From now on failing to hug, high five or tap a teammate on the bum after a goal will see that player referred to the Match Review Panel.”

Under the new guidelines, players will need to show a public display of affection (PDAs) after every goal. Approved PDAs include:

  • High five
  • High ten
  • Missed high five
  • Jumping high five
  • Hugs lasting more than five seconds but less than ten
  • Tap on the bum
  • Arm around shoulder briefly
  • Putting faces close together while both yelling something incomprehensible
  • Handshake
  • Handshake with some cool addition
  • Awkward handshake/high five combination
  • Group hug
  • Tussling of the goal kickers hair like they’re five years old
  • Staring deep into the goal kickers eyes while telling them they complete you

While some in the game have welcomed the move, one group is far from happy, defenders.

“So I’ve got to run all the way to the forward line every time someone kicks a goal?” said Hawthorn’s Josh Gibson.

“I play for Hawthorn, I’ll be knackered by the second quarter. We don’t have Travis Cloke in our team.

“Thanks a bloody lot Jamie!”

COMMENTS

Aaron Gocs

Jul 14, 2015

also when you miss youve got to point in a direction

Steve Cromb

Jul 14, 2015

Playing for collingwood - immediate suspension.

Noni Primrose

Jul 14, 2015

thanks heavens something is being done about this - its a blight on the game...... fancy being able to see your team mates true colours!

Rosanna Pinneri Ripoli

Jul 14, 2015

How about when they miss high fives and poke each other in the eye!!!

Eliot Cohen

Jul 14, 2015

Where does the fist bump (single or double) sit in the rule books?
What about the up-and-down-potato?
I demand answers!

Phill Tee

Jul 14, 2015

maybe they should be given a microphone after each goal for an acceptance speech. He can thank his parents, his partner, his teammates, but most importantly he wouldn't be accepting his latest goal achievement if it wasn't for his teammate with the goal assist.

Michael Forkgen

Jul 14, 2015

Jamie Elliot looks like he's carrying the Greek debt crisis on his shoulders.
His face would crack open if he smiled.

Simon Caica

Jul 14, 2015

Lachlan Prickett another bit of gold

Simon Caica

Jul 14, 2015

Lachlan Prickett another bit of gold

Tom Arnold

Jul 14, 2015

Liam Linley

Jason JJ Jackomos

Jul 14, 2015

Adzy Collins thinks so

Chris Dorn

Jul 14, 2015

Very disappointed that giving the finger to the opposition cheersquad didn't make the cut.

Brendan Vuik

Jul 14, 2015

Matt Danson

Matt Danson

Jul 14, 2015

Haha saw this before, had a good laugh

Riley Ralston

Jul 14, 2015

Kieran Mair

Geoff Schaefer

Jul 14, 2015

Jamie is a Nathan clone. Without the jaw.

Greg Sperling

Jul 14, 2015

Imagine trying that touching ceremony out on Plugger Lockett?!

Scott Worthington

Jul 14, 2015

Paul Sullivan

John Francis McGeary

Jul 14, 2015

Yeah. Buckley said they have to share the love. Elliott not playing the game. Sharing love??? Not sure if that's going to win them games.

Andrew Taylor

Jul 14, 2015

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Joshua McCracken

Jul 14, 2015

So good!

Mike Teakle

Jul 14, 2015

Greg Bain

Zoe French

Jul 14, 2015

Jordan Mathews This is so brilliant

Bryan Prcy

Jul 14, 2015

Hahaha i hope to god this is a joke

Antonis Pagonis

Jul 14, 2015

Don't give them ideas :P

Declan Joyce-Lawford

Jul 14, 2015

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Hayden Schutz

Jul 14, 2015

Lachy Barrett

Lisa Mullins

Jul 14, 2015

Marlene Elliott

Grant Pilling

Jul 14, 2015

It's a trust thing. What if you go in for the 'down low' and he gets you with the 'too slow'?

Daniel Burgess

Jul 14, 2015

Steve Rusca

Rod Annear

Jul 14, 2015

Frankly I'm shocked that the dry root is not an acceptable option. This omission is unfairly targeting Essendon and Collingwood.

Bridget Brock

Jul 14, 2015

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Jamie Gower

Jul 14, 2015

I agree but no cheeky Hopoate's will be tolerated. .

Jonathan Dowling

Jul 14, 2015

Lord O'reily, do you Sir do cricket? That is off course, real cricket  - the Ashes.

Lindsay Gannon

Jul 14, 2015

If your losing the game no one celebrates. Look weird if you did .

Adzy Collins

Jul 14, 2015

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Ben Walker

Jul 14, 2015

Jordan Lovett

JohnBiddle

Jul 15, 2015

Richie must be rolling over in his grave.

JohnBiddle

Jul 15, 2015

So does the goal scorer have to pda everyone who contributed to the goal, or just the last person to contribute?  Or with the whole of the rest of the team?  Do all of his teammates have to pda, and again, just with the scorer, just with any random nearby teammate, or with every other teammate.  In a team game, for mine you'd think it would have to be every teammate (including interchange players and runners) with every other teammate (including etc)

Penny Beitzel

Jul 15, 2015

Demons forwards could use the exercise.

Jono Clarke

Jul 15, 2015

Love the quote from Gibbo.

KeysieTiger

Jul 15, 2015

I note with interest the Andrejs Everitt style one finger contact post goal celebration is not included in the proposed PDA's, awkward.....I envisage a legal challenge to the restrictive nature of the proposed PDA's.....perhaps even bordering on a human rights violation?

Daniel Maples

Jul 18, 2015

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