Jul 18, 2014
AFL
13 click bait sporting articles we'd like to see
Nothing is more tempting than a well written headline on the net. These click bait headlines promise so much, yet delivers so little. Here are some sporting ones that I can't believe haven't been written.
How the Carbon Tax repeal affects your team
We look at which teams will be the winners and losers from the appeal of the carbon tax. We run lots of photos of players training in summer with their tops off like it's somehow related.
Is your sporting team killing you? We reveal which teams are
A long article that basically concludes it's Richmond and Cronulla.
How the AFL interchange cap is destroying the Australian way of life
We just write the word freedom a lot and have a bit of a rant.
47 Sporting Memes we found on the internet
We had a space to fill and couldn't think of anything so found these things other people had done earlier.
13 important questions unanswered by the Ian Thorpe interview
What's your favourite colour? Do you know what this quinoa thing is? Have you seen The Wire? Etc
10 reasons Sonny Bill Williams may be going to badminton
This was a hard one to write, but our photoshop guy had done a funny pic of Sonny playing Badminton.
21 reasons Tiger Woods may be cheating again
We have no evidence as such and not sure if he's even seeing anyone at the moment. We should totally google that.
Is the Essendon saga now a bigger story than Lance Armstrong?
No.
3291 players robbed of the Brownlow
We just list all the players that were good, but didn't play in the midfield or have blonde tips. Sort of writes itself.
Is feminism ruining sport?
It's not, but this will get people who watch Q&A because they like being angry, to actually visit the sports section of this site.
29 signs you are the Michael Jordan of your family
Are you more successful? Do you stick your tongue out when you're concentrating? Do you own a basketball team that you are very running badly?
52 things all Socceroos fans have felt
Mainly just variations of 'disappointed'. 'Very drunk' gets a run too.
100 funniest photos of Eddie McGuire going red
This one's actually pretty good.