Jan 23, 2014

AFL

Richmond Executives Meet with Jake King

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Tigers CEO Brendon Gale and Senior Coach Damian Hardwick met with Jake King, after he was seen catching up with former Bandidos boss Toby Mitchell, despite being told not to numerous times.

Brendon Gale: Come in Jake.

Damian Hardwick: Push! Push the door.

Gale: You’re pulling! No! Now you’re just pulling harder.

Hardwick: Push! Like you’re doing a push up.

Gale: You need to turn the handle as you push!

Hardwick: Take a seat Jake.

Gale: Jake did you meet with Toby Mitchell today?

King: I can’t lie to you Mr Gale. The main reason I can’t is it’s a skill that’s just beyond me.

Hardwick: Listen here mate, I’m getting a little sick and tired of this. I told you not to meet with him.

King: Oh fair’s fair Mr Hardwick! I ain’t done nothing wrong. He’s a mate and he’s got a really cool motorcycle. He says I can ride it one day.

Gale: Jake, outlaw motorcycle gang members are not the type of people we want around the Richmond Football Club.

Hardwick: That’s right Jake, Richmond members and fans are a sophisticated bunch that like the finer things in life. They don’t understand tattoos and motorbikes.

Gale: Jake, once you leave this club, we don’t care what you do. You’re technically an adult in the eyes of the law.

King: Can I join a motorcycle gang then Mr Gale?

Gale: I think it’s inevitable Jake. What we want to ensure, is that you delay the next, exciting phase of your life until we don’t need you anymore.

Hardwick: That’s fair isn’t it Jake?

King: Sure is Mr Hardwick. Can I go do push-ups now?

Hardwick: Sure you can champ, sure you can.

COMMENTS

Swanky

Jan 23, 2014

Gold, simply gold.

Titus O'Reily

Jan 23, 2014

Cheers. Glad you liked it.

Eesixtythree

Jun 26, 2014

You never stop to intrigue me and I'm sure the football world..yr sarcasm is of the highest standard! Now how bout a follow you grumpy old cat!

Eesixtythree

Jun 26, 2014

Sorry was meant for Titus!

Eesixtythree

Jun 26, 2014

I'm a bit lost did you get my comment or was it swanky that got it....if you didn't please read what I sent to swanky was meant for you...#lost

Pieman2

Sep 06, 2016

They are on the right track Richmond. They just need to amalgamate with Collingwood, and that will complete there slow unravelling of the past 36 years. Bucks and Dimma, 2 peas in a pod.