Sep 02, 2015

AFL

Dustin Fletcher to be preserved at Melbourne Museum

37 Comments

Essendon star Dustin Fletcher will be stuffed and mounted at the Melbourne Museum following the final round of the season it has been announced.

The initiative comes after Fletcher played his 400th game this season and finishes his career after the final round. A decision on whether he will play is yet to be decided.

Dr Patrick Greene, CEO Museum Victoria said the 400 gamer would be featured at a state-of-the-art display that would honour his great career.

“What a great tribute this will be to one of the great AFL stories,” said Dr Greene.

“To make it as lifelike as possible, we’ll have a taxidermist at the final round, to ensure he is preserved just like we remembered him.

“We’ll have him on display in a glass box within hours of him finishing his career, right next to Phar Lap.”

However, not everyone has reacted positively to the plan with some calling for the plan to not go ahead.

Essendon footballer Dustin Fletcher says the idea is ‘horrible’ and said he was actually looking forward to a life after football.

“Being stuffed and mounted the minute I finish my footy career is just ghoulish. What is wrong with you people?”

“I don’t even like media interviews, why would I want to be on display for all time? Get one of those wax figures if you have to.”

Former coach Kevin Sheedy says Dustin needs to see the bigger picture.

“This is about honouring one of the great Essendon players and his extraordinary career. This is bigger than him.”

“A wax figure wouldn’t work at all, those things always look terrible and you can tell they’re fake.

“No, Dustin is just going to have to cop this one on the chin. He should be thanking us all for doing this and stop being ungrateful.”

However, the plan could be in trouble with a Victoria Police spokesperson saying the plan was ‘really, really illegal’.

“It’s a bit too Silence of the Lambs-y to be a good idea,” the police spokesperson said.

COMMENTS

katieoh9

Sep 02, 2015

TitusOReily this I like.

Adam Taxakis

Sep 02, 2015

Lol Billal Ali

garyh007

Sep 02, 2015

TitusOReily what again

Katherine McCarthy

Sep 02, 2015

Keith Pascoe

Luke Balia

Sep 02, 2015

Ryan Hartwig Gavin Almenara Bryce Robertson Henry Russell

Brendan Cahill

Sep 02, 2015

Some of your best work.

Daniel Barnes

Sep 02, 2015

David Coghlan

Brendan Cahill

Sep 02, 2015

Shane Maginness Sam Skinner Charlie Moss Matt Cameron Daniel Cahill Sam Williams Tim Brooks

Charlie EG

Sep 02, 2015

As if things being 'really, really illegal' has ever stopped anybody from stuffing Essendon players full of foreign substances.

Rhiannon McConnell

Sep 02, 2015

Steven Jackway U0001f606

Liam Whitchell

Sep 02, 2015

Michael Williamson

Snert Underpant

Sep 02, 2015

My great, great, great Uncle Horrie Underpant who came to Australia in 1871 had an old leather footy which he claimed Dustin had signed for him after his first game.

Steven Jackway

Sep 02, 2015

I can never figure out those new emojie things. Is that a sigh or a smile or what?!

Rhiannon McConnell

Sep 02, 2015

It's a laugh? Like without the tears U0001f602

Steven Jackway

Sep 02, 2015

Looks like the face is having a nice dream personally

Daniel Saracino

Sep 02, 2015

Brad Loader Marcus Binks

Shane Maginness

Sep 02, 2015

With a needle in his arm!U0001f602

Darren O'Leary

Sep 02, 2015

Phar Lap style?
Who's doing the taxidermy work?

Billal Ali

Sep 02, 2015

Lol as a tin gadget

Adam Taxakis

Sep 02, 2015

Hahaha, how much we love this bloke & we will probably never have another

Nicholas Anderson

Sep 02, 2015

Stewart Thompson this headline is gold haha

Dave Eagland

Sep 02, 2015

Larry McInerney

scolar1971

Sep 02, 2015

TitusOReily Next to Phar Lap, big red and skinny red!

TravisLapthorne

Sep 02, 2015

TitusOReily probably be beneficial if he was stuffed and mounted in the Melbourne backline

pisstaker

Sep 02, 2015

TravisLapthorne TitusOReily Melbourne backline is stuffed, and has been well and truly mounted.

VeteranDave

Sep 02, 2015

TitusOReily Half way there already.

Larry McInerney

Sep 02, 2015

Move over Phar Lap....here comes Dustin

Mathew Rodda

Sep 02, 2015

Most Essendon players have been stuffed this season.

Norah McNulty

Sep 02, 2015

Mary-Claire McNulty Grace Hiney Andrew Kavanagh

Bomberboy88

Sep 03, 2015

shayne1963 Jovigirl9 when I first saw the article, I barely recognised him

Justin Hames

Sep 03, 2015

Ryan Cameron Bradley Pinnegar

kayehughes36

Sep 03, 2015

TitusOReily thank you for always making me smile after reading your articles even when I am really sick and do not have much to smile about

TitusOReily

Sep 03, 2015

kayehughes36 I'm glad they do. I hope you're OK.

kayehughes36

Sep 03, 2015

TitusOReily Robbo_heraldsun & rohan_connolly make my life easier on the difficult dark days. Thank you to the 3 of you for what you do.

AjFez1

Sep 03, 2015

ubermild All over it! Couldn't think of a better way to honour a true legend of EssendonFC

Adrian Miller

Sep 04, 2015

True story, I got my jumper signed by Fletch when I was 11 years old at a Windy Hill function. I'm now 33.

Kyle Garrett Brown

Sep 06, 2015

Edward Whitehead