Wednesday saw panic break out amongst AFL fans with Mick Malthouse threatening to coach once again.
The announcement came after Kevin Bartlett suggested Malthouse would be the perfect fit for Adelaide.
“I’ve got a passion to coach again,” said Malthouse in response.
The AFL said if Malthouse did go to the Crows, they would instantly give them seven Friday night games.
Adelaide fans have reacted badly to the news.
“Why is this even being reported?” said Crows member Janice Denning.
“We don’t want to be the next Carlton. Even Carlton don’t want to be Carlton.
“Thanks for nothing Kevin.”
Malthouse said while it was premature, he believes he could attract big names to Adelaide.
“I’m pretty confident I could get Daisy Thomas to come across to replace Dangerfield if he leaves.”
Repeated attempts to get a comment from the Adelaide Football Club were met with hysterical laughter.